CACTUS

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Look at this shameless cat, caught in flagrante delicto with some voyeuristic hens.

[CACTUS @Harry_Potted]

Literally the most important thing you'll see today. https://t.co/PJ8lqE2E83

[CACTUS @Harry_Potted]

On the bright side I'm on Mexico's coat of arms, alongside an eagle and a SNEK. Peep me looking fly!!!!!

[CACTUS @Harry_Potted]

Told I got on a list, but it's endangered species list ('Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora')

[CACTUS @Harry_Potted]

You only need to water me once a month, but I'd appreciate if we could at least get a coffee or just have a nice chat, yeah? #attentionplz

[CACTUS @Harry_Potted]

Also I thought they said I was gonna live in a DESERT, and thought a tiramisu would be a great place to raise the kids. It was #fakenews.

[CACTUS @Harry_Potted]

Cacti live in super dry climates, like deserts, so I guess you can say the thirst is real.