Harry Balls

I have more hair on my balls than Ed Cooley has on his head…not sure if that’s impressive tho | Big East Expansion Advocate #PCBC #mindset

[Harry Balls @HarryBalls01]

Did I possibly change my Venmo name, handle, and picture to the CEO murderer Luigi Mangione so random people would Venmo me thinking they were donating money to Luigi? Yes

Did I make $140 doing so? Yes

What did it cost me? A suspended Venmo account

[Harry Balls @HarryBalls01]

Stats entering 4th Quarter of SB:

Drake Maye Passing Yards: 61
Drake Maye Yards Lost to Sacks: 39
Total Net Passing Yards = 22

# of beers Harry consumed this weekend: 24

[Harry Balls @HarryBalls01]

Happy I Hate Ed Cooley Day to all who celebrate

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Jerry Jones is an INNOCENT MAN!!!!
KEEP HIM AS THE COWBOYS GM!!!!

(Eagles fan btw)

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The sexual assault lawsuit against Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, which was filed in 2020, remains on track for a July 2026 jury trial after a judge denied on Thursday an effort by Jones to end the case. https://t.co/ZLXWMDN8eI

[Harry Balls @HarryBalls01]

Did I ask for your expiration date chocolate pudding?

No, I don’t think so. So keep quiet

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Mfs named Tyler Robinson reading the news this morning

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“Yeah mom first month of work going real well, leaning a ton of new things”

“Only 3 days in office required but I typically go in all 5 days, really good for networking”

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Peak CBS sports notification

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@d00gs Friar

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@FantaM_Friarini Friarini = ball knower

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Iran this, Iran that

Can we just go back to simpler times??

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Retard car yelling at me to steer when I’m just trying to enjoy a bapple on the road

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@RudysTakes #KnicksFanForTheSeries

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Mom I’m at the bar right now. Stop it with the negative energy!

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@DuxPeach @Mindsetjohnny_ 🤙

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Don’t mind if I do #expand

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My evening rocket from the bar last night decided to dui us home and thought it would be a great idea to run through a red light. Needless to say she got pulled over

Wifey material? I think so

[Harry Balls @HarryBalls01]

@GaryGamInDaCut Crazy accusations right there

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Pants off
Grown ups
Goldfish

Perfection?
I think so

[Harry Balls @HarryBalls01]

@some1sgottadoit God forbid a fella has light colored leg hair #expand

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@takesbyjamaal Gonna let it ride Jamaal