Better Larry Heather

[Better Larry Heather @HarryLeather]

Coward @CalgarySenate blocked me - Please send donations to the Kensington Clinic in lieu of flowers during this difficult time.

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🤡 dis u @CalgarySenate?

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I wish @CalgarySenate would throw ketchup on me 🙏🏻😻

[Better Larry Heather @HarryLeather]

@CalgarySenate Be honest- is it queen-wha?

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@CalgarySenate @politicalham Someone please call an ambulance for @CalgarySenate - cannot confirm heart rate, but symptoms include delusions of hellfire + bad breath

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@CalgarySenate @dnbrnsn TFW no one returns your calls, and you have to lash out

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@CalgarySenate @ThnkHarderHomer Confirmed: Larry Heather: Idiot, not English major

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@CalgarySenate Quran* Unrelated- how do you pronounce quinoa?

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@CalgarySenate BREAKING: Conservatives don't understand what meme is? More at 11!

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@CalgarySenate 5'4 baby with Jack-o-Lantern teeth surprisingly uneducated after years of Religious studies!

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@CalgarySenate Scientists prove @CalgarySenate is the shitter parasitic twin of Bill Smith - Heather's head spouts conveniently on Smith's pelvis.

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@CalgarySenate Adult baby takes action in last resort - Rest of the world switches from pity to ambivalence in record time!

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@CalgarySenate OLD MAN DENIES BEING OUT OF TOUCH WITH REST OF COUNTRY: BLAMES YOUTH FOR OWN PROBLEMS

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@CalgarySenate Excerpts from the diary of a fucking loser.

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@CalgarySenate Larry Heather has never had a good feeling in his life

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@CalgarySenate Larry Heather: talks shit because he's been invited to no parties since 1991

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@CalgarySenate Harry Leather: Invited to every party, brings a live cheetah to every one

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@CalgarySenate This just in: Larry Heather promotes suicide! "[SexMarxists should] take the right exit lane from life" more at 11

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@CalgarySenate We good 🤙🏻