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@BarstoolBigCat Watch your uric acid levels. Gout sucks

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@JesusHSchvice Waiting all night

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@JesseMixMan Sunscreen and aloe vera included would be a game changer

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Pre-morning flight beers at the Amsterdam airport

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Best line from my waiter to multiple tables, “looks like you didn’t like that dish.” (Waiter and patron chuckle)

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Back from Vegas and I’m going to ruin dinner for about 10 people who don’t give a shit that I was at Phish this weekend.

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How many pairs of underwear should I bring to Vegas? Asking for a friend who is going to the Sphere, gets sweaty and other things 🤔

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@goosetheband

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@JesseMixMan Sure, he can eat a raw egg but how many cocks…

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49 people being introduced through Zoom for a PD. This might take as long as tonight’s @goosetheband Chateau session

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My student: Mr. Smith, what kind of music do you listen to?
Me: jam bands, rock…
My student: so, the Grateful Dead? Cause that’s what my parents listen to
Me: Also, phish and others
My student: I call that dad music

So far the best convo all day. Dad music. 🧔🏻‍♂️

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@JoeFortenbaugh just a slight @phish fan

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“People who know me well” is part of the intro to beat Bobby flay and the woman who picks the contestant goes, “I don’t know you.”

Disappointed. Might as well have me on 🤔

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@JesseMixMan Same. Wtf. Send a google form before booking

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Anyone want a present? 💝 🥸

See you on tour in 24?

Happy holidays 🎅🏻

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Thanksgiving dinner conversation my grandfather brought up (it was unprompted), “what is phish up to?”.

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Guy next to me orders a Miller high life. The bartender walks it over, cracks it open, it explodes foam out. The guy said, “that Miller was excited to see me.”

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@lare_bear0 If I spend money now, I will be richer for the festival…duh

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Viktor Hovland = still chill vibes

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Viktor Hovland = chill vibes

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Viktor Hovland = chill vibes