Harry The Spider

Freelance critter. Creating my own worldwide web. Opinions are my own.

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

Watch out host family, I'm coming home! I've just finished filming Married At First Bite Australia and this time I'm bringing friends back with me!!! #getthesnacksin

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

That's it, I'm shaving my legs! #toohot

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

Watermelon sugar..... Hi! 👋

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

I know I'm late to the party but I've got two legs clapping for the NHS, one leg up for Black Lives Matter, one up for Pride, one holding my antibac' leg gel and the remaining 2 (I have 7 legs and I'm quite sensitive about it actually) are used to ensure critters keep 2cm away!

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

Can I come out of shielding yet?

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

😂😂😂 Humans!
BBC News - RSPCA in midnight rescue of toy tarantula in Essex https://t.co/U8HLHfCoXI

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

Since when did yes become yassssss? Bloody humans.

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

Can you leave me some cake out please @helenshu ? I'm currently in hiding from a Spinder stalker #badtimes

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

A very #merrychristmas to my landlords. Please don't forget to throw me some crumbs. Spook reprieve in progress. #truce for Santa

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

That time I lost my leg in the twiglet bowl. #ThrowbackThursday

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

I've really missed my music whilst stuck in the vacuum cleaner. This is one of my faves. #creep
https://t.co/RRTLK3mGyd

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

Apologies for my absence from social media, caused by @helenshu and a vacuum cleaner. I know some will laugh at that vision #suckedup

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

Contrary to recent reports. I too have been caught up in the #fakenews scandal. I can confirm I'm alive and well.

https://t.co/TtrYTVbA5A https://t.co/rkCMMQUdBa

[Nick Shubotham @Nickelarse64]

Deepest condolences. @HarrySpider7. Another one bites the dust.

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

Any 7 legged handsome spiders out there? Looking for my #twinstranger after seeing @Channel4 this evening

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

Just heard the name Mrs Dingaling. It rings a bell. #Overheard

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

I hope birthday crumbs are coming my way today. Mind you, a moment on the lips, lifetime on the (dodgy) hips. Another Spinder date soon!

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

Just done the #mannequinchallenge for 2 days solid. Beat that humans!

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

Laughing at the craneflies (Tipulidae) trying to pass as spiders on a night out. Daddy long legs? Daddy dickheads #ThrowbackThursday

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

I love living in a haberdashery household. So many places to hide and spook people from. #Critters

[Harry The Spider @HarrySpider7]

Does anyone know where I can get some 7 legged thermals from? Preferably in gold. #winter