Jan Miklaszewicz

Co-founder of the Kingdom Horror Collective, creator of the Hartmouth Horrors novella series, editor to the damned and disenfranchised 🇬🇧

[Jan Miklaszewicz @Hart_Horrors]

Okay, okay, they were also out then 🤥

Treat yourself to a Hartmouth Horror or four 💀💀💀💀

About as much fun as you can have with your clothes on 🤘🏼❤️

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@paulgzareith Same way people were entertained by the little jingles in 1984.

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A comedians’ comedian is one whom other comedians appreciate for their craft despite not always being that accomplished or popular with audiences. I wonder if the same applies to writers…

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@jaredleys Staggering.

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@cufarmer 🤣🤣🤣

Joking aside though, cool to see your service appreciated 🤘🏼❤️

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@R_R_Hutchinson Nay for me. Never been big on cranberry sauce with turkey. Wouldn’t say no to a sage & onion mayo, though.

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@sottovoceinora Temple of Doom.

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@zanyzan311 Cos he shits all over the garden not all over X.

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@jaredleys Plumbed the depths of X for that one.

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@yngve_jacobsen Hopefully ✌🏼 doesn’t mind

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Add this book to your TBR then bump it to the top 🤘🏼❤️

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This month’s indie spotlight goes to our good mate @Whitdale_U, who it must be stressed got in entirely on the merit of his excellent book and not his silver-tongued charm and boyish good looks. Check it out 👊🏼🇬🇧💀

[Jan Miklaszewicz @Hart_Horrors]

@DirkBruere I’ve lived and worked in China and am neither surprised nor impressed.

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@ColinMGee Farty tap dance, nice cup of tea.

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@HDunn_Writer Registry offices in France have the power to refuse a baby name if it’s too stupid.

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@StoryLovinEllen @jaredleys

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@ColinMGee @WilChanWrites

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@WilChanWrites Present tense, I don’t think a corpse can lay, as that laying would require acting on something else (e.g. we watched the dead body lay a carpet).

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@sottovoceinora

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Not naming names, but if you make a song and dance on this app about wanting submissions then don’t even see fit to acknowledge receipt of one, we’re done.

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@bratrod64 Thanks, Rod. I almost did, but the story ended up in our KHC anthology. Let’s see if I can put something together for your next call 🤘🏼❤️