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[andrew @HartThe]

"Taylor Swift coming up" some of the best words you can hear on the radio

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when your most loved person becomes a life lesson.

[barney @barneyxbt]

How are they getting to “vote” on whether their crimes are made public or not?

[caio* @mclr4n]

if 1 album out of 12 makes you feel soo disconnected and disappointed with taylor to the point where you wanna unstan then im sorry you were never a fan to begin with

[Victor✨ @rotciVArt]

O museu ta sendo INVADIDO eu vou SALVAR todo mundo e ainda tenho que PAGAR PRA ENTRAR??? VAI SER MERCENÁRIO ASSIM NO INFERNO

[Mak @mak_aura]

teenagers in 2012 were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

>Britney having a crashout
>America bombing the middle east
>Pokémon is popular again

We’re back to 2001

[Bark @barkmeta]

Realizing they arrested Britney Spears before anyone in the Epstein files

[Julia @Julia_CaSsian]

I was so happy to finally play Pokémon Pokopia, it was awesome until Bulbasaur teached me the Leafage move which completely messed up my game world and save

[dioguinho @diogowski]

no pokemon é:
saúde pública gratuita
bicicleta: 1 MILHÃO

[everslay⸆⸉ ☁️ @everslay13]

a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy or whatever she said

[mii ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @Roguskii]

insane oilers sticker pack from oomf omg

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

When your boss tells you:
We are all in the same boat:

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

i gotta stop accidentally projecting kind intentions and capacity for depth onto other people

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Boomers did that thing where you leave one single square of toilet paper and pretend it’s not your turn to change it, but with an entire society

[✨localchaos✨ @localchaos_]

one time I told my therapist I was scared I might be a narcissist and she immediately goes “okay tell me 3 things you like about yourself” and that was the funniest way to relieve my anxiety

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

Great news! You’ve passed round 6! Next is an unpaid project and presentation to solve a problem we’re currently having.

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

"2026 is gonna be my year"

me in March:

[autist @litteralyme0]

When I'm complaining about the job market to my parents and they say “welcome to the real world” instead of “here's a secret trust fund”