Ashley

She's got the looks and I've got the time.

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

@findingfletcher I’m so upset that I didn’t know who you were at All Things Go and stood in line for over priced chicken tenders instead of paying attention. Never making that mistake again…

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

@disheveledhair Wat

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

“Don’t you have jobs?” The gay boys at the Ethel Cain show to those in line early. I sure do. I also have a shit ton of PTO and can afford to take days off if I’d like to. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ash🪼 @willtoledod]

ethel cain concerts are literally church for gay people

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

@disheveledhair Hahaha

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

“This song was released months ago and now people are offended?” Paraphrased from Jason Aldean. Well, yeah. When you make shitty music, it takes a minute for people to accidentally listen it.

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

Thoroughly enjoying people freaking out about Taylor Swift’s alleged new bf. And then someone tags Kamala Harris asking her to do something. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

“Alexa, what the hell is ‘Dune’ about?”

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

I don’t know who more than half of these people are at the Met gala.

[Black Mirror @blackmirror]

you're due an update.

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

@y0ukn0wthat1guy I thought the same thing!!

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

I have the best wife

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

1 time @ brunch a friend invited someone to tag along. While eating the server asked how our food was. Their friend replied “Good! Please give my compliments to the chef.” We were at a chain like Chilis where they clearly use boil in bag ingredients. 🤣 I think about this daily.

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

I love when Alexa listens to me and suddenly everything on my social media is SIGNIFICANTLY more queer. Thank you, Big Brother. Thank you. 🖤

[PHOEBE BRIDGERS UPDATES @ThePhoebeRoom]

🎥 | boygenius before going out on stage at Coachella

[Ashley @HartzandSocks]

@TheMonduce RECOUNT

[マオ 🥀 @winterhyeri]

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