SIR. BAUDELAIRE

[Jason @dirjason007]

@NoFilterSkin The night HEE HEE came home.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Leaving your home and getting back safely is such an underrated blessing.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me immediately analyzing my feelings instead of feeling them

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

You don’t compare 2 bad bitches.

[✨ @lolaoflucia]

Wow who could have guessed that as a possible outcome? Good thing the Caribbean diversified their economies and placed emphasis on agriculture after Covid, solidifying self sufficiency for locals right?

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

i’m not the same person you went to school with

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

that feeling when you realize you actually achieved your life goals.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Observer 観察者 @Observer_ofyou]

YOU WILL WIN AGAINST ALL THE ODDS

[J𝐀NE𝜗𝜚.˚𐙚💞 @Blonddieee_]

You can’t call someone your friend when you’ve both had sex.

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

A Netflix show called “Disjointed” was cancelled soon after this episode was broadcast.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"I need to talk to you"
Me automatically

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Gentlemen of 2026, are we in agreement???

[FRSHOUT Hip Hop @FrshoutHipHop]

Method Man (@methodman) feat. Busta Rhymes (@BustaRhymes) - What's Happenin' (2004) 🔥🔥🔥

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Hardest pill to swallow is realizing people do not care. They’ll hurt you & really go on about their lives. Not even slightly affected about what they did to you & how you feel. Regardless if it’s friendships, relationships, or family.

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

Imma always retweet these cause I know someone that was in some shit n she got away cause of a video like this she saw on Twitter

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

the only day of the year you can retweet this 🎄

[𝙂𝙐𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙑 🥀 @RapGoblin]

mac miller : "i wish you caught me in a different day when it was easier to be happy"

me :