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Lost • High cost • Stuck in the frost

[J @Hashslingnbstrd]

Why I’m the best

[J @Hashslingnbstrd]

In the Porto John dropping heated bombs like Pearl Harbor

[J @Hashslingnbstrd]

I refuse to let my cortisol be higher than me

[J @Hashslingnbstrd]

Honestly, fuck today in every fucking way possible

[J @Hashslingnbstrd]

More pent up then a priest at a church camp

[J @Hashslingnbstrd]

I wish god was real so I can @ him and call him bitch

[J @Hashslingnbstrd]

Btw yes this is real

[J @Hashslingnbstrd]

Me and my girl are discussing names for her purse skillet
Hers: mini madea
Mine: scramble

[J @Hashslingnbstrd]

The women that work at my local Sam’s Club at six in the morning are built like Pixar characters

[Minnieeee @chickinstripss]

love language: sending me porn u want us to recreate :3

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i’ll send a dirty text completely sober at 9:42 AM i never cared!

[J @Hashslingnbstrd]

My subconscious ability to be spiteful and petty is gunna bite me in the ass one day

[k !s 🆙️ @kwillscrewU]

Fingering her and shutting her up with a kiss anytime she tries to moan>>>>>>

[J @Hashslingnbstrd]

I should be feeling amazing rn