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I took The Boy to the doctor this morning. This is the conversation that ensued when we got home:
The Boy (to The Girl): “Hello, sweets! Did you miss me?”
The Girl: “No.”
#actualconversations
Looking forward to this. Thanks to @michelle_LLB for getting me truly hooked on CH a couple of months ago! Shook off my 🎉 and now it’s my go for work and well-being conversations.... #actualconversations
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Look I know they asked Ellie for you to slow it down out there.. but the next time they want something slow you walk them over a chair” okay? K Good. Glad we’re on the same page. #actualconversations if you know you know 🤷🏽♀️ @CobberSoftball @MeganGavin15
In related news, does anyone know how we can move to Poland? We don’t want to be Americans anymore if it’s going to continue at this rate. #actualconversations
My husband asked me to describe The Girl’s voracity for eating in a single word.
I said ‘aggressive’
#actualconversations #hungrygirl
Me: “I had a dream last night where I was extremely angry with you.”
Matt: “I never have dreams where I’m angry with you. Why is your subconscious so angry?”
I’ll tell you - that’s a thought that’s gonna fester...
#thingsmyfamilysays #actualconversations
Lee: I want to eat with the birdies
Me: Thats birdseed, it's made for birdies not people
Lee: I WANT TO EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Are you going to have a tantrum because you can't eat birdseed?
Lee: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#Sigh #DadLife #ActualConversations
Me: “What’s the weather doing today? (*checks weather app*) Cloudy. Partly cloudy.”
Matt: “Chance of meatballs.”
This is now our life...
#thingsmyfamilysays #actualconversations #whatishappening
The Boy: “What’s going on?”
Me: “Your father and I are in a fight.”
The Boy: “Why?”
Me: “He called Ewoks stupid.”
#thingsmyfamilysays #actualconversations
The Boy: “Can you imagine what the skyline would look like without Salesforce Tower?”
Me: “I can, actually. I remember the skyline before Salesforce was even a company.”
The Boy: “Did they even have phones back then?”
Me: “...rude.”
#thingsmyfamilysays #actualconversations
@irnbrufan @fourhourtarget Um, well, Tbili is 2.8, ALT 129, AST 198 and last paracentesis was Thursday?? #actualconversations
“What are you going to do”
“I don’t know, what are you going to do”
“We don’t know, we were kinda waiting on what Hackney is doing”
#actualconversations
@MamaMoose_Be Sounds like you've earned it, after the day you've had!
@Socceroos @FIFAWorldCup What the bloody hell is Guus thinking? No Kewell? Is he injured? If he's injured, then why's he named on the bench? #actualconversations
Me: “No, don’t bother putting clothes on.”
The Boy: “You’d be put in jail.”
Me: “Why?”
The Boy: “Because that’s absolutely illegal. Unless you’re near a pool.”
Me: “So, it’s okay to be naked near a pool?”
The Boy: “Yeah.”
#actualconversations
"What are you up to?"
"Doing some fun data analysis."
"Did you ask the data about its childhood?" #everythingisalive #actualconversations
"'Animal husbandry' will never not sound like a euphemism for 'sexy time with sheep'."
"At least he's making an honest woman of ewe."
#ActualConversations #SlightlyDirtyPuns #WordNerd #MondayMotivation
Me: I might trim my beard up some
Wife: as long as it's long enough to tickle my inner thighs... Go for it.
I love this woman!
#actualconversations
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