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On his birthday we remember/celebrate #DisneyLegend Ed Wynn (1886-1966). ๐โค๏ธ
Album page signed by Ed & purchased from JG Autographs from our collection.
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I intended to point out another plot thread and it completely slipped my mind as I was typing this ๐คช #absentmindedprofessor
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@MagneticNorse Gary Larson always knew how #gifted kids are wired.
Their brains move so fast they don't always think about what they're doing. #absentmindedprofessor
#asynchronousdevelopment

This is how I know I am booked and busy and overworked. Ready for summer. On my way home from work today I got pulled over because my tags were expired. I forgot to register them from 2/21/24!!!!! #AbsentMindedProfessor #PurposefulProfessor #AcademicChatter #AcademicTwitter
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This is something that I would do, only Iโd have been shopping for toilet paper. #absentmindedprofessor
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@classic_film I didn't NOM some as knew they'd do well.
Shocked #TreasureIsland didnt, as it was a staple in Eur in the 80/90s. 1s still on๐บ๐ฌ๐ง, Bk&Bm, Freaky Friday, Polyanna, TL Bug, Parent Trap, Candelshoe
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Today we remember #DisneyLegend, Ed Wynn (1886 โ 1966), on his birthday. ๐
Album page hand-signed by Wynn and purchased from @JGAutographs is from our collection.
#EdWynn #AliceInWonderland #MaryPoppins #BabesInToyland #ThatDarnCat #AbsentMindedProfessor #GnomeMobile #Disney100

I Just Watched Walt Disney's The Absent-Minded Professor On Disney Plus And That Was Amazing! #TheAbsentMindedProfessor #AbsentMindedProfessor #FredMacMurray #NancyOlson #KeenanWynn #TommyKirk #EdWynn #Disney #D23 #Disney100โฏโฏโฏ #Disney100YearsOfWonder #WaltDisney

Do you know how y'all know I've been working hard all day? I've been up since 8 am and now here at 6:39 pm after 2 trips out and about to run errands, I realized that my shirt is on backwards. #AbsentMindedProfessor #PurposefulProfessor
@jjanetzko Only if something you are wearing is inside out. Or if your cardigan with elbow patches is buttoned up out of whack. I taught class in an inside out T-shirt blouse today! Ugh! Hosted undergrads at my house for dinner last fall in an inside out blouse, too! #AbsentMindedprofessor
I lost my surface pro computer case three years ago. Today I am teaching in a room I have not taught in since 2019, look what was on the table. Only thing left in it was the pen. All the other stuff gone. ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ #PurposefulProfessor #EngineeringProfessor #AbsentMindedProfessor

@RobertCMahon As evidenced by the 8(!) light bulbs I found burned out in my house a couple weeks ago.
How many PhDs does it take to change a light bulb?
None because they are too busy during the semester to notice they are out. #absentmindedprofessor

I just went back to a classroom to look for my AirPods.
They were in my ears.
#AbsentMindedProfessor
My 17yo is โจbrilliantโจ and also does things like accidentally sit on the napping 5yo because โI didnโt realize she was there.โ #absentmindedprofessor
I got an invoice for a book at last available from @uchicagopress. Title: "Crap." Couldn't remember ordering it & thought it was an order akin to would-be wags who add me to Donald Trump email newsletters. But, no, there is such a book & I did order it. #absentmindedprofessor
I just tried to open my office door with my USB thumb drive. So... that's how this semester is going. #academia #absentmindedprofessor
@DmitryOpines I wondered that but he wouldn't be so stupid as to admit it, surely? Mind you, I say this as someone who, on at least three occasions, has embarrassingly forgotten his PIN after not using his credit card in an actual shop for about 2 years after March 2020 #absentmindedprofessor
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