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@aortega2462 Oh LAWD. Kids are something else. I had one of my students tell me that I was hurting his feelings because I asked him not to run around while he was eating. #bestbirthcontrolever
#daydate to the #AudubonZooNOLA @cdoane8 🐯🐘🦚🦁🐻 and they all asked for YOU... #wecute #zoodate #followyournola #nolalife #icouldvefedafewpeopletothelioness #bestbirthcontrolever @ Audubon Zoo https://t.co/fumncTrKBL
I've always wanted to have children but currently being in a house with four children is getting to me to strongly reconsider. 😂 #bestbirthcontrolever #maybeilljusthaveoneortwo
After which you get an IUD :) #IUD #BestBirthControlEVER #ThingsYouLearn #PEDS = Tiny germ factories
It is a scientific fact that the most effective birth control is not an IUD, but an OB/GYN rotation, followed by peds. #lifeofamedstudent
I knew which gate number was going to Salt Lake because of the Screaming children and lack of personal space...
#PleseStopTouchingMeWithYourStickyFingers
#BestBirthControlEver
#NoIWillNotHelpYouWithYour12Children
#LetMeBeOnVacation
The infant is teething and the toddler has a loose but not loose enough tooth. #daddysaidtherewouldbedayslikethis #bestbirthcontrolever
So I’ve been watching Aubrie and Emma all week .. and today Emma thought it was a great idea to take off her Poopoo diaper after her nap and when I went to go get her there was shit everywhere 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ #bestbirthcontrolever
Que tiene de bueno tener hijos, no jodas pase como dos horas escuchando llorar a un fucking engendro y los padres ni mente le ponían #bestbirthcontrolever
the (awkward) million dollar question when watching children: “did you just fart.. or did you poop in your pants?” 😷🤦🏼♀️ #nannylife #bestbirthcontrolever #babyfeverisntreal
only day 3 of working at the daycare and already had a kid throw up on me... YAY. #bestbirthcontrolever
@RebeccaMurray23 I'm taking applications for a replacement housewife. #ineedavacation #bestbirthcontrolever
So I gave my niece a bath , helped her with her homework, DID HER HAIR, and now she's sleeping peacefully.. #BESTBIRTHCONTROLEVER 😩😂
If ur missing ur child, check the water, we probably threw them overboard. #disney #bestbirthcontrolever
If you're ever trying to figure out if now is a good time to have kids, book yourself a flight to Orlando. #bestbirthcontrolever
Cooper just pissed on me while changing his diaper the laughed about it.🙃 #bestbirthcontrolever
When you're a full time teacher babysitting for extra money is not the answer lol. #tiredofkids #bestbirthcontrolever
Working with babies makes me never want to touch a man in a sexual manner ever again... #daycarelife #bestbirthcontrolever
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