Top Tweets for #CONVERSTORY
"What's wrong with me."
-If you don't know, it's fate.
"What kind of answer is that?"
-Fate isn't an answer.
"You're right."
-And you're not wrong.
#converstory past-prompts #vss365
"What's up with your dog?"
"He's darting all over the garden again."
"Is he chasing squirrels?"
"Of course, though most of them have fled."
"So what does he do when they're gone?"
"He just sits by the tree and waits for more thrills."
#converstory
"There's nothing so boring to a Saturday night movie monster-lover as a ghost."
"At least all they're doing is boring you. And you can't blame a ghost for caring."
"Well, I can blame them for boring."
"Hmm ... maybe it's *you* who should have cared."
#Converstory
#converstory
"I miss the #Starbucks mermaid's bellybutton, which of course they thought they had to get rid of at one point."
"Ahh, Starbucks. It was like seeing a mermaid in an oasis."
"Both?? Well, see, they burned THAT batch!"
"I like a woman with a bellybutton."
#vss365 #unmissable #scifisat #fantasy #Converstory (246 wds)
Miniature Hellhounds
She seems unmissable at every dissenter’s social event, may it be a night of recitals in one of the Capital’s grand mansions or a provincial ball of lower nobility in one of our Borderlands baronies. I am, frankly, growing unamused.
-- Your Lambency, we have a multiplicity of avenues to assay. What if we threaten her with the elimination of her husband?
We would be doing her a favour. He’s an idiot, and she’s throwing paramours upon herself as if there is no tomorrow. Being a widow would suit her lifestyle.
-- Might Your Brightness consider cautioning her with the demise of her two daughters?
She doesn’t give an ogre’s ass about those two pompous little creatures, except as possible competition when they start to bleed.
-- I hesitate to bring up this inconsequential matter, Your Radiance, but it is widely known she breeds miniature hellhounds for sport. What if we contemplate …
You are brilliant, my man! Yes, let us kill off her latest litter and have her understand we shall continue with her bitches and sires if she does not constrain her misguided dabblings in politics.
-- Your Luminescence, deem the instructions to the Shadows already conveyed!
Our conversation has moistened my interest, prompting additional interactions. I do believe I will bed her myself.
-- Incandescence, you shock me – your own Cousin!
Indeed, the evening I am unable to disconcert my Counsellor is the doorstep of the morning the Emperor falls.
They think he's a king.
Thought we got rid of that King stuff.
He's the Orange King.
That sounds like the name of an American Chinese restaurant.
The worst thing is, the people who hate the Orange King crowned him.
Is that how that works? I'm so confused. #converstory
#Converstory #HolidaySpecial
Looks like they've been fighting about #ColumbusDay all day.
Yeah, they want it to be Indigenous humanoids day or whatever.
Oh yeah! They grew right out of the ground in these lands, right? Wonder how long they took to grow. Did they fall off of large plants? I'm so curious!
If you know ya know, I guess.
So, we're waiting again.
Yep.
Guess I could go over to the other account and see all the bad news.
Huh. Think I'd rather chew on my toe nails.
Gross! #vss #converstory
@amylee_writer I check in time to time, also @mattkwrites does a prompt #Converstory which he does in honor or a writer who passed away
2 guys talking...
The 'thoughts and prayers don't work' crowd is getting louder.
Yeah.
Let them have their thing, I say.
People will say it just to trigger them if they get too loud.
Maybe people should be quiet.
Right? Ha ha ha ha haha
#converstory
I hope Poland is ok.
Why are you concerned? No wait...
Their sausage is my favorite. NATO must protect the sausage, at all costs.
I knew it would be a stupid food reason! #converstory
"Kamala is probably drunk right now."
"What the hell brought that up?"
"I wish I was drunk, maybe."
"Ahh."
#converstory
#converstory
(Such a swoon) "You are the #quietus to my bleeding, beating parts,
Are you aught but this?"
-Hey (whistles), ... dude!! You awake?
"I am lost in my opposition ... dearest Death."
-(an aside) First, to know. Then to hear it from him.
@Write2Fite @DawnHosmer7 @Poetryin13 We may need to do a special #ConverStory prompt next month. #ForScott and all that celebration stuff.
Looks like they went back to calling us Nazi's last night.
Is that what the Anne Frank business is about?
Yeah. They really want to loose the next election.
Surely there is a drug to fix this affliction.
You'd think.
#converstory
What are you eating?
Leftover eggroll.
For breakfast?
Why not? Someone somewhere is probably eating a fresh one they just made and loving it.
I'll take waffles.
Me too. Better make some!
#vss365 #converstory
It's almost time. You ready?
I've been ready all morning.
You could do a #converstory.
Guess I could dig one up.
About what happened in the restroom?
Me wondering what the special sauce is?
About you waving your hand under the NON automatic paper towel dispenser!
Nope!
Lemme get this straight you sang George #Strait at karaoke, but you didn’t know the words and mumbled a bit?
Yes, but I wore a 10 gallon hat and cowboy boots.
No wonder they booed you.
You mean it wasn’t the electric slide that got me booted out?
That too.
#vss365 #ConVerstory
#vss365 #converstory
Wow, we can finally have a #conversation.
About what? The window salesman is coming soon.
Exactly! We have to practice how were gonna let him down.
Should I place all the knives out on the counter?
That might scare them too early. We should ease them to their doom.
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