Top Tweets for #CZScience
What is a computer programmer's favorite type of tree?
A binary tree.
w/ Ojas Sarup
@BrenUCSB @TagueTeamLab @ucsantabarbara @AGUecohydro @CUAHSI @INSTAAR
#criticalzone #earthscience #outreach #drought #climatechange #water #scbwi #czscience
Why did the gopher get lost in the forest?
They followed the wrong root.
w/ Ojas Sarup
@BrenUCSB @TagueTeamLab @ucsantabarbara @AGUecohydro @CUAHSI @INSTAAR
#criticalzone #earthscience #outreach #drought #climatechange #water #scbwi #czscience
Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?
Mountains peak.
w/ Ojas Sarup
@BrenUCSB @TagueTeamLab @ucsantabarbara @AGUecohydro @CUAHSI @INSTAAR
#criticalzone #earthscience #outreach #drought #climatechange #water #scbwi #czscience
The Final
W/ Keira Johnson
@CZCNet @NSF @OSUCEOAS @INSTAAR
https://t.co/KEUvGs5PJn #czscience #criticalzone #nsf #earthscience #water #trees #groundwater
What did one soil say to the rock?
“You rock my world!”
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF @IFS_Foundation
@rmyilangai
#czscience #criticalzone #nsf #earthscience #water #trees
https://t.co/KEUvGs5hTP
What keeps the sun held up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF @IFS_Foundation @rmyilangai
#czscience #criticalzone #nsf #earthscience #water #trees
https://t.co/r7g7Yc6bbI
Rahila interview https://t.co/iNQ4PTbn3N
Do you like tree jokes?
Because they leaf me in tears.
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF @IFS_Foundation @rmyilangai
#czscience #criticalzone #nsf #earthscience #water #trees
Congratulations Sara Warix!
Appearing in Volume 38 issue 2 of Hydrological Processes. In HYP 2024, her paper was chosen as an Editor's Choice
NICE WORK!
https://t.co/4Mxn1RsY2H
@wileyinresearch @sarawarix @CZCNet @NSF
@coschoolofmines #CZscience #criticalzone #nsf #earthscience
THE FINAL!
W/@kswiftbird
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF @coschoolofmines
#CZscience #czscience #criticalzone #nsf #earthscience #water #waterquality
What did the river say when it ran into a rock?
“Water you doing here?”
W/@kswiftbird
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF @coschoolofmines
#CZscience #czscience #criticalzone #nsf #earthscience #water #waterquality
Who can jump higher than a mountain?
Everyone- mountains can’t jump.
W/@kswiftbird
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF @coschoolofmines
#CZscience #czscience #criticalzone #nsf #earthscience #water #mountains
Don’t take minerals for granite.
W/@kswiftbird
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF @coschoolofmines
#CZscience #czscience #criticalzone #nsf #earthscience #water
What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
Wet feet.
W/ @kswiftbird
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF @coschoolofmines
#CZscience #czscience #criticalzone #nsf #earthscience #water
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
W/ @kswiftbird
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF @coschoolofmines
#CZscience #czscience #criticalzone #nsf #earthscience #water
Sorry, no water jokes here. Just a dry sense of humor.
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF
#czscience #criticalzone #criticalzonescience #earthscience #scbwi #climate #climatecrisis #outreach #mountains
I asked my friend, “What are you doing?”
He answered, “I’m just stopping forest.”
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF
#czscience #criticalzone #criticalzonescience #earthscience #scbwi #climate #climatecrisis #outreach #mountains
What do you call a weather joke with a bad punchline?
An anti-climate-tic joke
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF
#czscience #criticalzone #criticalzonescience #earthscience #scbwi #climate #climatecrisis #outreach #mountains
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are.
You don’t want to take them for granite.
@INSTAAR @CZCNet @NSF
#czscience #criticalzone #criticalzonescience #earthscience #scbwi #outreach #mountains
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