Top Tweets for #DailyLimerick
What’s the spookiest time of the year?
Well, #Halloween is almost here.
But please be wary -
Because even MORE scary
Is knowing midterm elections are drawing near!
#dailylimerick #Elections2026 #midterms #Republicans #ballotterror #RedMenace
https://t.co/V5Ko3Nv09b
The #Knicks are getting a victory parade,
To celebrate the fantastic way they played.
I’m fine with the fuss
Provided they tell us -
These days, how is the ticker-tape made?
#dailylimerick #NBAFinals #Manhattan #stayhomeThursday #crowds #chaos #NYPD
https://t.co/bEjxPUxiiK
Ted pours out his love in a torrent of sweat 💞
A #heartfelt confession with no safety net 😱
Without breaking pace 🏃♀️
Susie laughs in Ted's face 😂
Next time, maybe Ted will play harder to get! 😑
#vss365 #limerick
#dailylimerick
He was “The Candidate”, “The Natural” & the #Sundance Kid,
And Jeremiah Johnson, who lived off the grid.
“The Great Gatsby” & “The Sting”,
And one more thing -
He changed film festivals like nobody else did!
#dailylimerick #RobertRedford #RIP #Sneakers
https://t.co/Li7IX8wNWb
Trump said he’d release the #Epstein list,
But now he says it doesn’t exist.
Cue the conspiracy theory,
But while I grow weary,
Parts of #MAGA nation are getting pissed!
#dailylimerick #ReleaseEpsteinFiles #TrumpTariffs #TrumpPedoFiles
https://t.co/ZJaDaoRwJ2 via @nbcnews
Bruce #Springsteen kicked off a new world tour,
And claimed the America he loves is no more.
He told a crowd in the U.K.
Some people “Born in the U.S.A.”
Are being rounded up and kicked out the door!
#dailylimerick #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
#Birthright
https://t.co/7kgJFCOYI1
#Trump met with Zelenskyy once more,
And just proved that he’s rotten to the core.
He said during the campaign
That he would handle #Ukraine,
But now he’s blaming THEM for starting the war!
#TrumpIsALiar #dailylimerick #StayOutOfItJD #TrumpisaPutinproxy
https://t.co/UEnb4U6mR9
There was once a man called Dave,
His beard made home look very brave.
His job works with amps,
Likes holidaying in camps.
When moving house lost his man cave!
#Dailylimerick #Christmasevebirthdays
Happy birthday to Dave on his Christmas Eve birthday #UNLUCKY
There once was a boy turned thirteen,
His body was still fit and lean.
Four raw eggs a day,
He always would say.
Is what makes me look a machine!
#Dailylimerick #Sweetthirteen
A limerick for Michael on his birthday.
There once was a singer named Nick,
He sang Karaoke like a dick.
With a mic in his hand,
He didn’t need the stand.
Coz dancing was his main party trick!
#Dailylimerick #Karaokemaster
A #banana duct-taped to a wall
Was auctioned for $6.2 million, that’s all.
The fruit vendor on the West Side
Heard the selling price and he cried,
But he could still benefit from a #GoFundMe windfall!
#dailylimerick #modernart #fruit #cryptocurrency
https://t.co/A5Cunh4oOK
There once was a girl called Lena
At the salon she worked as a cleana
Turned 15 today,
Was easy to say.
She’s the prettiest girl if you’d seen-a!
#Dailylimerick #15today
For my daughter Angelina on her 15th birthday.
There once was a tennis man called Rafa,
He made many opponents suffer
He got very old.
The media was told.
I think that I’ve had enough-a!
#Dailylimerick #Rafanadal
There once was a boxer called Paul,
Thought he could make Iron Mike fall.
The anthem did sing
They stepped in the ring,
And that I’m afraid was literally all!
#Dailylimerick #TysonPaul
There once was a man named Donold,
He once worked a joint owned by Ronold.
It was a good idea,
It helped him be-a.
New president just as he told!
#Dailylimerick
There once was a country had elections,
Some doubted their final selections.
The country turned red,
The dems lost their head.
All in mourning without any exceptions!
#Dailylimerick #USElection2024
There once was a girl who played rummy,
Her partner was playing like a dummy.
He threw the wrong card,
The whole game was marred.
They both left the game very un-chummy! #Dailylimerick #startyourdaywithasmile #cardgames
There once lived a man in a bed,
White hair covered his entire head.
He turned ninety three,
Was as happy as can be.
No-one cared what he did or he said!
#Dailylimerick #Startyourdaywithasmile #Oldmen
A granny once had a big dog,
She found it lying next to a log.
She tried for a walk,
The dog didn’t balk.
And it ended up more like a jog! #dailylimerick #Startyourdaywithasmile #Dogwalking
A man once had pasta for lunch,
Needed some more cheese was his hunch.
He wanted a pinch,
But turned out an inch.
All he tasted was a strong cheddar punch! #Dailylimerick #startyourdaywithasmile #schoollunches
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