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Not gonna lie… I think the disconnect is that a lot of parents today had kids because they wanted a kid like a kid wants a puppy. They never actually wanted to be a parent.

It’s so funny when old ppl be ready to die. Lady was celebrating her bday with her family and after she blew out the candles, said “I hope this my last one.” 😭😭😭😭

*on my death bed* at least i was right about everything all the time