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“A is for Agnes who died of Asphyxiation” to Z is for Zachary who fell off his Zamboni.” Just in time for the spooky season, “The ABC Graveyard”. A 666 word spooky board book will get you excited about all the different ways someone can snuff it. #CookiePitch #fakepitch
Timmy doesn't know what politics are, but they sure make the grownups argue. That gives him an idea! In DON'T TALK POLITICS WITH GRANDPA, Timmy plots to derail Thanksgiving so he can have the pie all to himself
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#CookiePitch DON’T PUT THAT UP YOUR NOSE!Follow the adventures of a frantic mommy as she watches her wee boy plug his right nostril with pumpkin seeds. Bonus page lists how to utilize the Mother’s Kiss Method to send the seeds a’flying. #fakepitch
@ericsmithrocks A sports psychologist has everything he ever wanted except someone to share his life. Now, he faces his toughest assignment - keep a fun-loving but trouble-prone football star out of the headlines long enough to get his team to their first title.
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Orval the octopus is oddly obnoxious. NO One wants to be his friend. Not Olaf the obtuse sandfish, not even Olivia the ocean bass. Oh, until Ol’ Ollie the Ocellated flounder teaches him what it means to be innOcuous. OUR OAF OLLIE #cookiepitch #fakepitch
How to pitch on Friday, April 1st:
1. Write fake pitch
2. Use hashtag #CookiePitch
3. For illustration entries, use #cookiepitch and #art
4. For entries written by kids, use #cookiepitch and #kids
5. Like and comment on as many pitches as your heart button desires
6. Have fun!
Kiki’s khakis smell like kampfire…seriously. But no one believes her! A classic cautionary tale, LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE, teaches kids that lying is bad, and fire safety is important…a real page-burner. #CookiePitch #fakepitch
When the kindy kids make an inappropriate joke, baby Will goes on a slapping spree. Teachers, kids, parents, pets, even the garden rock.
No one is safe from pantsdown baby vengeance in WILLY SLAP.
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THE GROCERY GAME: When Stella seeks the ingredients to satisfy her pasta craving, she finds the grocery shelves are bare. What’s a budding chef to do? See Stella beg, borrow and steal her way to a lasagna to die for. #CookiePitch #fakepitch
Ouch! Joey was swimming in the Amazon when a candiru swam up his urethra. Help the candiru find Joey, and explore the human body from the outside-in with this STEM slide the tap PB. #CookiePitch #fakepitch
Grandma has been acting funny lately, and Mom says that she has a few loose screws. It’s up to Timmy to fix her! But how? A theragun? A ninja blender? A rusty crowbar? Help Timmy put grandma back together again in THIS IS NOT A DRILL. #cookiepitch #fakepitch
Book # 2 in the WHAT KIND OF SNAKE IS DIS, MOMMY? Series:
When Jack brings home a new wiggling rattle toy for his little baby sis, Mommy once more calls the ER and explains to her curious boy that not all pretty noise makers are safe. #CookiePitch #STEM #FAKEPITCH
WHAT KIND OF SNAKE IS DIS, MOMMY? When Jack, a curious toddler scoops up a coral snake, his mother explains a new rhyme to him as she calls the ER. #CookiePitch #STEM #FAKEPITCH
LOOK OUT! He’s young, wild and all over the roads. Oh, by the way, he’s a runaway donkey. In HONK HONK the DONK DONK, young donkey learns to drive. He also learns a thing or two about using the horn. #cookiepitch #fakepitch
CLUBBING BABY SEALS & OTHER CUTE ANIMALS
An illustrated poetry anthology of cute animals who just like to have a good time and dance to techno music.
Winner of the NESCAFFE DISCOvery Award.
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Was Santa stingy with your stocking? Did all of your birthday gifts blow? A KID'S GUIDE TO KLEPTOMANIA offers tips on savvy swindling and pilfering with purpose, so you can take control and fill that toy shelf yourself! #CookiePitch #fakepitch
Piffle the penguin sat on a wall. Piffle the penguin had a great fall. When Piffle's pieces are plucked up by a preschool class, will he make peace with his new look, or will Piffle prank the preschool in revenge? Find out in PIFFLE'S CHOICE!
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PRETÉRITO PLUSCUAMPERFECTO: A fun and simple way to introduce young kids to Spanish verbs in the preterit tense: había abdicado, descriminalizó, hubiera despenalizado, había argüido, and more! Perfect for kids 2 to 4. #tacopitch #fakepitch
In CHEETOS FOR LUNCH, a toddler’s dream comes true. After months of asking to eat only Cheetos for lunch, Mom simply gives up and gives in. A victorious story for babies everywhere. (Almost inspired by true events.) #tacopitch #fakepitch 😂🧡
🦅Black eagles watch their offspring fight to the death.
🐼Pandas choose which one of their cubs they could live without.
🦎Skinks eat their own eggs before they hatch.
See all these & more bad moms from the animal kingdom in AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS BAD?
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