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Bed-linens laundered and dried. Attempting to re-make the bed, but my #GreyKitty is locked in battle with his sworn enemies, the bedsheets.
Borscht in the slow-cooker.
Laundry half done.
The gaze of a creature who Does Not Care. 💅
#GreyKitty
Current status: Watching the Belgian Grand Prix, eating a curry I made, and drinking a cherry-apple cider (which tastes like cough-syrup) while my #GreyKitty snoozes beside me with a paw on my leg. What are you up to, tweeps?
Home tomorrow. This was a decent research trip—our paper was well-received, we made some good contacts, and I tackled some archival work—but I miss my #GreyKitty.
Sitting in the garden, sipping a sour, while my #GreyKitty recharges his batteries beneath the hostas. #Toronto #summer
Utterly exhausted today: almost no sleep last night, in part due to my #GreyKitty’s shenanigans from approx. 02h00 onwards—and now the brat is cussing me out for not taking him for a walk. #spoiled
I am torn between “I need this for my #GreyKitty” and “We cannot ever have this in the house because he would drive me insane at 2am”.
Коту купили кормушку-пианино: играе��ь, и оно выдает порцию вкусняшек. Теперь в этом доме всегда звучит музыка 😻
Took my #GreyKitty for a very short walk around the block. We ran about 1/4 the length of our back lane. He loved it.
Taking my #GreyKitty for a walk again. So far this evening we have seen a dying pigeon (from 12"/30cm away), and a scurrying baby raccoon from a mere ��� 10'/3m away. …
I did know, and I also know that olive wood has the same effect on them. Ridiculously, my #GreyKitty has an olive wood cutting board which he adores—licking it, rolling atop it, rubbing himself on it, etc.
It’s past our bedtime, but not too far past, so thus far I’m only getting side-eye from my #GreyKitty.
Current status: Sitting in the yard with my #GreyKitty, sipping a G&T, listening to a passing undergrad confidently ID Queen Anne’s Lace to a companion, saying it’s edible, but neglecting to warn about toxic look-alikes, & wondering if I’ll hear about this on the news. 🍹
I need to get one of these for my #GreyKitty
I made lazy ‘teriyaki’ tuna for supper, using tinned tuna, and gave my #GreyKitty 1/4 of the tin, so now he’s passionately in love with me again.
Proposal: A tiny, quiet #drone with night-vision capabilities, piloted via phone app, & mounted with a squirt bottle of water—so when I hear my #GreyKitty committing #CatCrimes in the middle of the night, I can send the drone to spray him, instead of staggering out of bed. 🤨
My #GreyKitty’s latest game: scratch at the closet door until I—abed, trying to sleep—light him up with the flashlight (to induce him to stop), whereupon he dramatically tears out of the room & down the hallway.
Repeat.
Apparently this is highly diverting.😑😼
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