Top Tweets for #Irregularverb
Elan Mush is sliced and sautéed. The fake right-wing culture war is over. Helen of Troy is a myth. That said, if Nolan didn't cast a real cyclops, I'ma be pissed.
#IrregularVerb: to cause collateral damage
-I act for the greater good
-You are recklessly vicious
-We err on the side of self-protection
-Those Bastards Over There spill the blood of innocents out of sheer evilness
#IrregularVerb ‘to misinform’:
I share content that rings true
You amplify partisan propaganda without verifying facts
We are entitled to offer our own perspective/interpretation
Those Bastards Over There spread lies to sow chaos
#IrregularVerb: to be ‘not a racist, but-‘
I say abhorrent things but resent that my statements are interpreted as a reflection on my character or beliefs
You let the mask slip
We all look the same to you people anyway
Those Bastards Over There started it though
Sometime I would like to read a philosophical deep dive into that "He did a racism, but he's not a racist" thing. It comes up often (in other contexts like homophobia etc too.) >
#IrregularVerb: extremism
I made a joke which might have been misinterpreted
You were injudiciously vehement
We will not tolerate hate directed against people like us
Those Extremist Bastards Over There need to be eliminated, for our safety
#IrregularVerb: ‘mob rule’
-I have numbers on my side
-You are being excessively noisy
-We have the might that gives us the right
-Those Bastards Over There hold the sacrilegious belief that representative democracy involves more than tyranny of the majority
#IrregularVerb: to make an honest mistake
-I fucked up, my bad. Gonna make it right
-You were negligent/selfish/stupid and ‘sorry’ isn’t good enough
-We did our best in difficult circumstances, we’re only human
-Those Bastards Over There did it on purpose ‘cos they’re evil
Because it’s usually one of those #IrregularVerb things:
I mistakenly misspoke
You took liberties with interpretation
We put a spin on our narrative
Those Bastards Over There are lying
#IrregularVerb: Combat Data Fairy use
I optimise operational decision-making by delegating to software
You recklessly beta-test deathtech on civilian non-combatants
We innovate until we’ve won
Those Bastards Over There are automating genocide
Absolutely damning report. AI is VASTLY expanding targets in Gaza, maximizing the scope of death l.
#IrregularVerb: ‘to respond proportionately’
I seek righteous revenge
You lash out in animalistic fury
We break eggs to make omelettes
Those Bastards Over There have to be wiped out because they’re just evil
#IrregularVerb: terrorism
-I fight the power for truth and justice
-You bring unconventional means to the arena of war
-We use desperate measures to battle for our freedom in these desperate times
-Those Bastards Over There get sick thrills from causing grief and destruction
#IrregularVerb of data abuse
I - the employee - ‘go rogue’
You - the executives - bend the rules
We - the business - maximise our assets
Those Bastards Over There violate our rights with impunity while the regulator shrugs
#IrregularVerb: ‘to break the rules’
I make agile, conscience-driven and context-aware decisions
You do your best as a flawed fallible human
We make exceptions for the common good (ours)
Those Bastards Over There just cheat outrageously
#IrregularVerb: ‘to protest’
I exercise my democratic right to peaceful dissent
You cause annoyance with your insistence that our rights are upheld
We stand up to tyranny
Those Bastards Over There are a threat to public order
#IrregularVerb: to cancel
I avoid
You decry
We shun
Those Bastards Over There do censorship, ‘cos they’re fascist/snowflake bullies
#IrregularVerb: to protest
-I assert my right to peaceful self-expression
-You offend my delicate sensibilities
-We speak out against tyranny
-Those Bastards Over There try to bring Our Glorious Country to its knees
#IrregularVerb: to colonise
-I bring civilisation and decency to savages
-You inadvertently erase and suppress indigenous people while maximising the revenue potential of their resources
-We demonstrate our superiority
-They commit genocide for the purpose of mass theft
@NGKabra @asuph @SMahashur This is an #irregularverb
I am curious
You are a doubter
Her mind is addled.
Some private reactions to yesterday's fun post about shake - shook - shaken made me realise, again, that English is actually very few people's mother tongue. If the joke about 'shaked' helped you, perhaps posts like these may be handy: https://t.co/5lEsl4DspG
#irregularverb
#IrregularVerb for deployment of ‘safeguarding’ surveillanceware -
I merely concern myself with your welfare
You assume the worst
We meet our statutory obligations
They impose authoritarianism
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