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Watched Inside Out 2 on @DisneyPlus last night. FFS, massively triggering if you have a teen who competes at sport, should carry a bloody warning. #mawlife
Having a quick look on this hellsite at lunchtime and this pops up. This is relevant to my tiny baby. Now wailing. #mawlife
What a weekend. Out, out on Friday for rum and vegan pho. Brilliant time mooching in buildings you don’t normally get into on Saturday. Celebrating Chilean independence with corn humitas and mate. So of course discovered someone left the freezer door open today! FUCK. #mawlife
POV: There is not a court in the land which would convict the parent of a teen who hordes daily training and PE kit and decides to dump it all in the laundry basket just as it’s almost empty and a sportswear wash is just coming out the machine. #mawlife
Fridays with my wee mental nog 💙 #MawLife
The teen has gone off to her boyfriend’s house, smallest has gone off to meet pals in the park. I’m home alone. I’ve wished for this for years, and turns out I don’t like it! #mawlife
👀 I’ve only went and made amaretti biscuits. The teen and smallest are seriously impressed. Better than the ones we had for breakfast in Sicily apparently. I’ll take that. #mawlife
This parenting malarkey is wild. The teen was waved off this morning at stupid o’clock as she set off to run in Cardiff tomorrow in actual Scotland kit. No-one prepares you for how that’ll feel and how you need to keep it together. Have fun girl, and run like the wind. #mawlife
The teen is out and about so I texted her about this, she’s a massive Femke fan girl. Straight back with “can’t wait for the Olympics”. Me too! #mawlife is good!
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Femke Bol smashes her own European record in La Chaux-de-Fonds and becomes only the second athlete in history to dip under 51 seconds in the 400m hurdles 😮💨
#Honeymoon was amazing!!!!
Now a quick turn around before #Familymoon… tomorrow is washings after washings! 😜 #mawlife
Epic fail. Left smallest to write a thank you card for her teacher for last day of term tomorrow. He’s going to be absolutely thrilled to know he’s the second best teacher she’s ever had, FFS. Should have bought him a distillery worth of hard liquor, he deserves it. #mawlife
Teenager off to a school prom tonight, smallest came running in from school and asked to go to the park with pals. #mawlife just got very real. Between applying false eyelashes and laying down the law about home times for both girls, I’m exhausted!
#mawlife can be absolutely exhilarating. Me and my girls did #taylorswift last night. They were word perfect for over 3 hours. Their sheer joy and elation gave me goosebumps and massive lump in my throat. What a ride. Seeing bands with your kids is just immense.
How can it be that the teenager who is permanently attached to her phone seems incapable of answering my text messages. Sigh. Also smallest has just texted her using my phone and sent the following “brace yourself for mum shouting”! Too smart! #mawlife
It’s bed time for smallest. So of course the teenager has her practicing harmonising tunes from Pitch Perfect at full volume and the dance routines sound like a herd of skittish wildebeest have moved in. It’s never ending. #mawlife
After two and half weeks on leave from work and the kids being on holiday from school it’s all back to reality tomorrow. No idea how I’m going to manage to get up, organise myself and get the weans out before 9am. #mawlife
Easter holiday boredom has kicked in. Smallest doing Italian on duolingo. Tells us what she’s learnt about going to cafes and how to order coffee.
Teen; what’s ice cream?
Smallest; gelato
Teen; what’s the Italian for pizza then?
Smallest; not done pizza yet.
Uproar! #mawlife
My kitchen got a deep clean this morning so of course the kids are now making chocolate brownie. My kitchen now resembles a Jackson Pollock painting. Sigh. #mawlife This is what happens when the bloody holidays coincide with endless rain. FFS.
Today’s adventure was making Vietnamese spring rolls for the first time. Mine were declared ugly, smallest’s were the most presentable. Suspect you need decades of practice and a Vietnamese granny to make a decent looking one. Only another two weeks of the holidays! #mawlife
Why do I never learn. Put some washing out to dry in the breeze. 5 minutes later, it’s wetter than when it was waiting to spin in the machine. #mawlife
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