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Oh look, Governor Wes Moore—fresh from his divine revelation in the Annapolis throne room—has graciously bestowed upon us March 20, 2026, as "MeatOut Day in Maryland." Because clearly, the man who can’t even rebuild the Key Bridge or keep taxes low —- moonlights as the state's official Lord High Nutritionist. "Go plant-based for one day, peasants!" he decrees, while Maryland's actual #1 crop (broiler chickens) and its watermen, crabbers, and beef farmers collectively facepalm so hard you can hear it from the Eastern Shore. He's out here playing God with your grocery list: "Behold, my flock! Thy cholesterol offendeth me. Repent with tofu and wilted kale, for I have spoken!" Meanwhile, the Maryland Farm Bureau is basically saying, "Thanks for the backhanded slap to every family farm feeding this state, Governor." Congressman Andy Harris called it straight-up harmful to agriculture. Pro tip for His Excellency: Picking a Friday in Lent for your meat-shaming sermon? Bold move. Catholics are already giving up meat on Fridays—guess you missed that memo while you were busy cosplaying as the Pope of Produce. In defiant solidarity, I'm declaring March 20 "Double Meat In, Extra Sauce Day." Breakfast: bacon-wrapped sausage links. Lunch: crab cake double-decker. Dinner: ribeye so thick it blocks out the sun. Who's joining the rebellion? Freedom isn't vegan, Governor. It comes medium-rare with a side of liberty.