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Before the famous "home movie" of 1967, Bigfoot was more social and posed for photos openly. The final straw was when journalists broke the "I touched a Bigfoot" story. In the uproar that followed Valerie Bertinelli ended up suing the Bigfoot community. #MonsterProblems #Bigfoot
“Not sure why, Zaltek, but I suddenly have a overwhelming desire for a head of earth cabbage.” #MonsterProblems #InvasionoftheSaucermen
In later years, “The Monster” would entertain casting amazing hand shadows on walls in small villages in Vasaria. Of course, villagers live in villages, and it didn’t end well…#MonsterProblems #GlennStrange #Vasaria
@Barry_Cinematic Oh crap, now she’s looking at MY loose eyeball! #monsterproblems Happy Frightful Friday Barry. Hope you can see your way into having an eye-catching, beautiful weekend!
“No, Phil, for the LAST time, I don’t want to have a staring contest!” #MonsterProblems #TheOuterLimits #TheMutant
"Most find spiders repellent. But, Vera Katzloon tought the largest spider in her apartment to dance. And, she & "Pete" launched a nationwide tour in the early 50's. it ended tragically, when Pete ate two audience members in Sheboygen, Wisconsin."#MonsterProblems #MesaofLostWomen
“As Dr. Deemer awoke and looked at his nightstand, he remembered “Daylight Savings Time”, and realized that Monday would be happening and hour earlier. That was worse than any overgrown spider.” #DaylightSavingsTime #SpringAhead #Tarantula #DrDeemer #MonsterProblems
“Some of the early practitioners of the “Monster Mash” took the title of the song far too literally. It did not go well.” #MonsterProblems #TheNeanderthalMan
“It’s forgotten that as they first appeared, Morlocks had a avocation for therapeutic massage. Sadly, their inclination to become easily enraged and aggressive made clients seek help elsewhere, and so, the Morlocks became nocturnal flesh eaters.” #MonsterProblems #TheTimeMachine
“Tagual loves to Conga. He just can’t wait. He hears that catchy Cuban beat, and he starts to move and sway. Beta, she’s a bit more serious,(as you can tell from her outfit.) but, it’s Monday, and who wouldn’t rather dance the Conga than go to work on Monday?” #MonsterProblems
“Just seconds before the contest was to begin, Brenda had second thoughts about betting Phil she could “easily” beat him in a staring contest.” #MonsterProblems #OuterLimits #TheMutant
“Carol wasn’t sure when the duplicate order of her deluxe “personal massager” arrived in the mail if it was a problem or not, but she didn’t think so.”#MonsterProblems (?) #EarthversustheFlyingSaucers
“Even before he was a “big time” famous director, Connie knew Davey Cronenberg was gonna be into “body horror”. Back in the 60’s, he had the creepiest telephone she’d ever seen.” #MonsterProblems #FiendWithoutaFace #DavidCronenberg
“Largely forgotten now, “Phil Blansten from the Black Lagoon” (1955) was rejected by audiences, and is now largely forgotten.” #MonsterProblems #CreaturefromtheBlackLagoon
“The day at the beach isn’t going as planned. First, Lucy “pregamed” and drank too many margaritas. But, before she “fell asleep” she informed you she forgot the beach towels, and she picked the rockiest part of the beach to tan on!” #MonsterProblems #MonsterofPiedrasBlancas
“Gil shows up uninvited to the party, insists Musk is brilliant, the “X” name change is fantastic, & even though the formerly named Twitter is now worth 1/3 of its $44 billion dollar price tag, new owner is a genius. Oh, and Gil is a Sun Demon.” #MonsterProblems #HideousSunDemon
“When the “Halloween Dating Service” first hooked you up with Skully, you thought he was great, but he doesn’t say much, is easily rattled, and all he wants to do is bone.” #MonsterProblems #Skeleton
“Alien abduction? Hardly. You know the old saying, “What happens on Cestus Oceti-3, stays on Cestus Oceti-3.” #MonsterProblems ? #IMarriedaMonsterfromOuterSpace
Very early beta testing of “Monster Uber” was disappointing. With only one passenger, and little, to no luggage. Often monsters became lost in rural areas. Passengers described the ride as largely uncomfortable. In less than a year, testing ended. #MonsterProblems #RobotMonster
"When you're the last living Gillman, even when your cell service is working, deep in the Amazonian jungle, it's almost always ringing at the worst possible time." #MonsterProblems #CreaturefromtheBlackLagoon #Underwatercellservice
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