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I smoked toad venom over the weekend and went to the center of the universe. Anyway, when I’m back in the office, let’s circle back. #toadvenom #psychedelic #pope #existential #theoffice #officehours #mywingman 11/11/26
I can feel a Bob Dylan phase approaching. There’s a storm coming, and unfortunately, I’m going to become extremely annoying about it. #halloween #costume #jayz #folk #VoteBlue2026 #art #mywingman 10/28/26
At the beach today I caught myself wondering: is she being sexy, or is she just wearing a bikini? #Baddies #bikini #sexy #beach #summer #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 8/17/26
Everything in this bar is wrong. That's why it feels right. #divebar #alcohol #extrainnings #mamdani #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7/13/26
This whole thing could’ve been so wholesome, but since we’re in Florida it immediately got twisted. #florida #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/22/26
I feel a nightlife phase is something I should've done in college. See also: getting an MBA. #nightlife #MBA #knicks #art #mywingman 5/11/26
I mansplained mansplaining to my new girlfriend. (She dumped me mid-sentence.) #mansplain #breakups #war #deladay #drunk #insecure #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/3/26
On this day in 2014 I travelled 100 miles to Shropshire to collect this 5-month bundle of chocolate cuteness.. We had 9 3/4 years of fun and adventures and he will forever be #mywingman
#mochathechocca..#gotchaday
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Question: Does being a divorced dad make you a better DJ… or does being a DJ just mean you’re a divorced dad? #dj #edm #Burningman #festivals #edm #Crypto #divorce #CryptoScam #consumerism #edm #dancemusic #existential #art #mywingman 8/25/25
It’s so hot that wearing socks feels like a crime. #misspiggy #vibes #heatwave #fyp #OasisLive25 #climate #climatechange #climatesolutions #climatecrisis #globalwarming #environment #hot #socks #heatwave #heatwave2025 #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7/28/25
I’ve made it through good times and bad times. At this point, I’m only interested in weird times #weirdart #weirdartist #lowbrowart #weirdsketch #weirdtimes #EpsteinClientList #AllStarGame #LGM #drake #Superman #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7/14/25
I’m so stoned and hungry that I’m going to risk lactose intolerance and high mercury readings for a tuna melt. #viralmeme #stoned #hunger #munchies #heatwave #ww3 #ZohranMamdani #friends #buds #weed #pot #grimes #thc #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/23/25
Imagine realizing your high school crush is on OnlyFans—and she still won’t give you the time of day. #viral #onlyfansgirls #onlyfans #contentcreator #springbreak #STDs #Baddies #Miami #imjustagirl #whitelotus #whitelotuss3 #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/24
No, I don’t have COVID I have something worse… resting bored face. #pandemic #covid #covid19 #coronavirus #maskup #quarantine #staysafe #longcovid #thepandemicisnotover #H5N1 #birdflu #benadryl #daylightsavings #Baddies #Miami #SpringBreak #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/10
I’m afraid it’s that time of year when I start posting bar bathroom selfies. I may also scatter in some dog pics, but that doesn’t really get the people going. #selfies #prettygirls #selfiegirl #selfie #dog #doglover #bar #divebar #beer #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/24
Are you ready to feel the dizzying highs and terrifying lows of having dumb luck? Hold on tight, my friend. #happynewyear #newyear #newyearnewyou #newyearparty #newyearnewme #newyear2025 #newyearstyle #mess #cartoon #humor #luck #fun #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/30/24
Today is National Cupcake Day. I've had five. They were from a corporate holiday party I wasn't invited to. #nationalcupcakeday #cupcakes #cupcakeideas #baking #christmasparty #holidayparty #holidayparty #holidaycheer #christmasiscoming #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/16/24
Sometimes, a song can rise above the chaos of human existence and soar to new heights of profound meaning. Today, "Whoomp, there it is" is that song. #tagteam #whoompthereitis #hiphop #miamibass #magiccity #atlanta #stripclubs #jayz #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/9/24
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