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The FBI just dumped millions of pages of Epstein files—some unredacted, some heavily redacted—on the public and said, “Here you go. Have fun.” It’s like a scavenger hunt or a TikTok challenge: Can you find the incriminating file? You have the FBI, the DOJ, unlimited resources, power, and budgets. This is the biggest sex-trafficking scandal in modern history—billionaires, politicians, royalty, all on a private island—and the U.S. government’s response is, “Hey guys, let the internet figure it out.” What is this, a group project? Are you serious? You want me to do your job? You want some guy on Reddit cross-referencing flight logs at 2 a.m. while eating Cheetos? TikTokers playing Clue: “It was Prince Andrew in the ballroom with the underage girl”? It is not the job of private citizens to piece together clues. Is the FBI too busy to do its actual job? Here’s what should have happened: release names, arrest predators, hold trials—like a functioning justice system. Instead, they dump a million documents with no index, no organization, redactions everywhere, and say, “Good luck, let us know if you find anything.” A third-world dictatorship would release nothing and keep us in the dark. But this? This choose-your-own-adventure bullshit—“figure it out yourselves”—what kind of service is this? The government takes half my money so I can do its job, then sends the other half to Israel.