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if captain clark was all up on me like this i would’ve came in my pants IMMEDIATELY. mary is too strong. #NotCutOutForThis
Just found out the girl I was talking to has 28 bodies. I’m gonna kill myself #notcutoutforthis
Looks like one of the three criminals who tried to rob the bank got cold feet and ran away...literally! We found his shoes in the parking lot.🚨🤣
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Mom of the year award. Didn’t know they were having a Valentine’s party at school until a message was sent out at 5pm!!!! I wasn’t planning on VDay stuff for two year olds! So here’s my last minute party favors so my kid isn’t empty handed 🤦🏻♀️ #NotCutOutForThis #BetterThanNothing
Signed up to be a coach for the first time at school. Half through the first try out I started getting teary eyed because I started creating scenerios in my head about kids telling their parents they didn't make the team. 😪😪 #notcutoutforthis
So day 5 in the new CRM role and first visit to the EP lab to watch Cryoablation @UHSFT . Long story short, I cut the power to the bank of EP screens. Arrrh .Not sure this is my calling!#newbie #confessionsofanurse #notcutoutforthis #nevergonnaliveitdown #CRMlife
Y'all, D.C. was too cold for me. Glad to be back home. Still defrosting my body and icicles all over. Never again.
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Mid- run this evening (using the ASICS Runkeeper app): “Your time is xx:xx, distance x, you’re running like a bear just out of hibernation!!” Thanks @Runkeeper I sure do feel like one too 😂 #running #backatit #notcutoutforthis #bearoutofhibernation
Look, I’m not saying I’m a superhero. But wifey left today for the weekend, both kids are alive and I cranked out a nice homemade lasagna for all of us. I’m assuming I slide in somewhere between Superman and Batman. #dadgoals #wishmeluck #notcutoutforthis
Irghhh it’s here first day back at work. I need more holidays. #notcutoutforthis
Yesterday I split coke on my office shirt and today I split ribena on my shirt. Someone get me working from home again #notcutoutforthis #endme
@Patricia_Ann_E It never ends! We were doing this Saturday at 1PM with now 13 year old. Still sleeping? Is she OK? Just poke your head in there. #teens #notcutoutforthis
How’s my day going? It’s 14:44 on a Thursday, I’ve taken today off as leave to help catch up on home learning. Think we will get started aaaaaaany minute now. #mumoftheyear #broken #notcutoutforthis
Got a lovely delivery this morning, it’s very accurate! 😂 @GreenhillPS #selfcare #remotelearning #faketeacher #notcutoutforthis
When your morning at work involves .... 🎥 @Graham__Coull is most definitely the film star in our family #notcutoutforthis 😬 @DingleWhiskey
This online learning system is simply exhausting. And I am talking about me not the kids! #sendhelp #notcutoutforthis
Awh look I’m obviously not cut out for kitchen chores... burnt one thumb in the oven and grated my other last night 🙄 best leave it to “him-in-doors” sure he’s so much better at it 😂 #domesticgodess #notcutoutforthis
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