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Doctor. you have a disease which makes you speak in palindromes
Me: wow
Doctor: the good news is it's not serious
Me: yay
Doctor: the bad news is you've just given it to me
Me: i did, did i?
Doctor: dammit i'm mad
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I met this Australian that works in IT...
I said: "Do you come from a LAN down under?"
He just smiled and gave me a mega byte sandwich.
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I went to our local Chinese takeaway last night and asked for the specials.... they gave me too much foo yung. 🥢 🍜
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