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If you rush you get sloppy.
Like the Aussie banker who couldn’t wait for me to a quick douche and in his eagerness failed to notice that we were fucking on his work shirt.
“Oh shit!” He exclaimed. And was correct.
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Sometimes I like to cuddle with it a little before I spend it. #rentboyproblem
It’s way too easy for guys to get over confident in their dildoing.
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Oh, you have zoom on your laptop huh? 😶
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Apparently 20min of post-orgasm raging at current events is part of sex now. I am going to start upcharging. #rentboyproblem
I have to make sure and clearly label my coconut oil jars. One for cooking, two for sexing. #rentboyproblem
I’ve been known to spend extra free time with clients who’ve got good thrussy.
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Hookup: how’d you get good at sex?
Me: practice
Hookup: oh nice. Did you do like me and spend every weekend blindfolded in a bath house for six months?
Me: no, it’s actually my job
Hookup: eeew so I fucked a hooker? Gross
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1/3 of my recycling is the bottles of water my outcall clients send me home with
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I mostly judge people by their reactions to their own jizz #rentboyproblem
When they’re having trouble and you’ve only got 10min left #rentboyproblem
When you need help faking an orgasm so the rest of the orgy can wrap it up and go home, I’m your guy.
😎👉👉
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Please don’t discuss business/rates while I’m still inside you.
We can talk about anything else. Politics, recipes, horoscopes. ANYTHING but business.
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If any rentboys have Capitol Hill clients, particularly those elected into office in the US, now is not the fucking time for professional ethics on discretion. #rentboyproblem
Saturday night at 7pm is NOT the time to call your companions to ask about Saturday night plans unless you’re setting it up a full week in advance. #rentboyproblem
That akward moment when you have to educate a guy in most basic courtesy, like: you are not allowed to call me anytime you want to.
Phone is used to confirm dates, wich means we had to set details by message BEFOREHAND
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Of all the questions I have a fake answer to, “Are you a big cummer” is the one I hate most. “How many times can you cum in an hour” is a close second. #NotAMachine #rentboyproblem
Friend: that’s a cute jelly bracelet. So retro.
Me: um.... sorry that’s a cockring
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My first overnight of 2018 is going towards a year long gym membership. #rentboyproblem
Always in awe of guys who believe a gallon is a reasonable amount of cum to expect or demand in a session. #rentboyproblem
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