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Me: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you not to let your baby stand on the galley counter where we prepare food."
Dad: "But is it against the law?"
#traveladvice #faproblems #shitfassay #whythough #crewlife
Unfortunately, mace is not TSA approved. #sedateyourchildren #traveltips #shitfassay #crewlife #falife #faprobs #flightattendant #cabincrew #jetlife
While attempting to flush the toliet, someone ripped the button off the wall today. So evolution is going well. @PassengerShame #fail #shitfassay #crewlife #falife #faproblems #cabincrew #jetlife #flightattendant
Pax: "You look tired."
** inner thoughts** :
You look like you frequently shop at Walmart. But at least I know when to keep my damn mouth shut. #thingsyoushouldntsaytostrangers #falife #faproblems #crewlife #cabincrew #shitfassay
If my flaky AF flight attendant friends even show up, my neighbors all judge me when I set out my recycling bin the next day #WhyINeverInvitePeopleOver #nevertoomanyminis #crewlife #falife #faproblems #cabincrew #shitfassay #flightattendant
I personally love the "s" word #shitFAssay
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