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2000m3 of shit to move, aiming to cut the cost of fert this year. #shitfordays

I don't use the car on a #Saturday, came home to this! π
The work of one fucking bird apparently!
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#notmyjob #carwash #SundayFunday #shitfordays

My face when I'm woken up at 5 a.m. by a baby crying bc he's completely blown out his diaper. #shitasfarastheeyecansee #shitfordays

I knew I was full of shit but I prayed I hadnt passed it down to the boy but man has had 3 shits already this morning. Must have passed it down. #fullofshit #passeditdown #fucksake #shitfordays
Literally 5 mins left in my float and my patientβs colostomy literally explodes EVERYWHERE!!! #shiftchangeshit #noliterally #shitfordays π©π€¬
I am so tired of people. Saw someone earlier in the week who calls back at about closing time on Friday and still hasnβt treated the very big issue his cat has. And wants to know options. Treat or euthanasia π€·πΌββοΈ Poor cat! #vetlife #dirtytruthvet #megacolon #shitfordays #fml

Know what wakes you up after 17 hours on the rd? A 17 month old...the emotional terrorist...covered from neck to toe in shit. One doesnβt quickly forget that sort of rest stop experience #shitfordays
Teddy has pooped in the bath and itβs stuck to the bottom! I am cry laughing feeding Teddy, listening to Aaron gag as he scrapes it out πππ #parentlife #parentblogger #shitfordays
Went to five guys and damn the fries are good but holy shit The time I spent in the toilet after πππ #shitfordays #FiveGuys #fartlife
New White Castle in New Albany opening Saturday morning #sliders #coloncleanse #shitfordays #dutchoven
@Pawksy burrito bowl, with chicken and lime rice, with guac and that spicy corn shit. Thanks booπ #shitfordays
I should be sponsored by Charmin Ultra Soft. #shitfordays
Pineapples and icecream are not a good mixture at all !!
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Do not want to work tonight, extreme stomach ache as well as diarrhea #shitfordays #pouritrightthroughme #shitliketheoilers
When's this shit storm gonna stop? #shitfordays
@c_farrell9 @dudash58 OMG BAES IM SOOOO EXCITED!!!! πππ #fam #couple #fairviewslumberparty #bentley #shitfordays #chickfilatho #hastag
@AllicatMcKee @0h_NaNa_ERiCA_T @Paige_Tompkins try being a freshy with everyone finding out you knit #shitfordays then you all came running
DIARRHEA IS HEREDITARY...
It runs in your jeans.
Now that's a crappy joke
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When you got shit but don't want to lose your spot in the thunder bird line #shitfordaysπ©π©π©π©π·π·π
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