Top Tweets for #Snarkin
DONALD TRUMP asked Europe why the hell they couldn’t go to the Strait of Hormuz to help.
Here are their excuses:
FRANCE:
Éperons osseux
SPAIN:
Espolones óseos
GERMANY:
Knochensporne.
ENGLAND:
Bone spurs.
#snarkin 🤪
I am not a lip reader, but I’m pretty sure I saw Bernie mouth the word “motherfucker” at least three times.
#snarkin
AL GREEN was removed by the Sergeant At Arms. Was it because he wasn’t wearing a shirt?
#snarkin
NEWSFLASH:
Trump just announced that he’s going to pardon P Diddy. He held a press conference and kept referring to him as Kanye.
#snarkin 🤪
(not really)
It’s a damn good thing that there is no deep state because if there was right now, they’d be wicked annoyed at all that’s going on and not going on. There is no deep state. There is no deep state. There is no deep state.
#snarkin 🤪
It took me roo damn long just to figure out how to spell Milwaukee. I am too damn old to figure these Greenlandic spellings.
#snarkin 🤪
THE BLAME GAME. Maybe I will start with myself. I contributed to hostilities and called Trump voters moronic. But I was being kind implying their ignorance rather than stating that they’re syphilitic pig fkn evil rotten unamerican pieces of 💩. Oops, I did it again.
#snarkin 🤪
Good thing there’s no such thing as a deep state, because those guys would be wicked pissed off if they were real. #snarkin
THE MIRACLE is not that I stood in line for an hour. I am healing. I am tough. I am stubborn. The miracle is that I chatted with others for an hour without mentioning politics… FOR AN HOUR.
#snarkin 🤪😇
ABNORMAL GAY GUY.
JD Vance said, “Normal gay guys will vote for Trump”. I am such an abnormal gay guy that I won’t vote for Trump and I don’t even have sex with men. Snap!
#snarkin 🦆🍄
If you “retrospectively” remember Trump as being a great President who did great things, then you are currently off your damn rocker.
#snarkin 🦆🍄
He was attacked in the middle of the night by a demon? Yea, I remember the last time I had Taco Bell after midnight. Next time, go with the mild sauce.
#snarkin
HEY WHITE BOOMERS.
When you go to that voting booth and a twinge of decency strikes you to vote for Kamala, do that. The next time you hug your grandkids, it will feel better. When you shake your neighbor’s non caucasian hand, you can look him in the eye.
#snarkin 😛
but serio.
If we get Dark Brandon to call them “trash brains”, will they wear those plastic bags over their heads?
#snarkin 😛
DEMON ATTACK. What if I am complicit with evil and/or so unimportant such that zero demons attack me in my sleep? I would be forced to make up a story about it to exalt myself.
#snarkin 🤪
but serio. 😎
MY WIFE VOTES for GOP candidates not named Trump. Will I divorce her? Nope. Something more sinister. I made sure our kids and grandkids are Democrats. My daughter says “Republican” with a sarcastic tone that’s at an artisan level of #snarkin.
Daddy’s girl. 😛🤪
NEWS COVERAGE.
Tired of the MSM not covering the right stories. Tell Dark Brandon to report them. “The smelly fat bastard called Trump is in severe physical and mental decline”. They’ve gotta report that, right?
#snarkin 🤪🤪
Last Seen Hashtags on Sotwe
Momson() +filter:native_video
Seen from Netherlands
jasonblaincharity
Seen from United States
nolimit() filter:videos
Seen from United States
真空丝袜
Seen from Germany
YiliGroup
Seen from United States
canarinisinasceesirinasce
Seen from United States
watercolour
Seen from United States
ebonytaboo
Seen from United States
سوالب_العراق
Seen from Germany
str8bait
Seen from Singapore
Most Popular Users
Elon Musk 
@elonmusk
240.9M followers
Barack Obama
@barackobama
119.2M followers
Donald J. Trump
@realdonaldtrump
111.8M followers
Cristiano Ronaldo
@cristiano
111.5M followers
Narendra Modi
@narendramodi
107.1M followers
Rihanna
@rihanna
97.9M followers
NASA
@nasa
92.2M followers
Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
91.1M followers
KATY PERRY
@katyperry
88.2M followers
Taylor Swift
@taylorswift13
82M followers
Lady Gaga
@ladygaga
73.5M followers
Virat Kohli
@imvkohli
70.7M followers
Kim Kardashian
@kimkardashian
70M followers
YouTube
@youtube
68.7M followers
Bill Gates
@billgates
64.2M followers
Neymar Jr
@neymarjr
63.5M followers
The Ellen Show
@theellenshow
62.4M followers
CNN
@cnn
61.9M followers
Selena Gomez
@selenagomez
61.2M followers
X
@x
60.8M followers