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Three types of founders walk into a pitch: the one who practiced, the one who winging it, and the one who brought the deck that's 47 slides long. Guess which one gets funded? ๐ฏ #StartupHumor #PitchTips https://t.co/54QzjsXrny
The "VC tourist" investor: shows up to every demo day, asks about your burn rate, takes meetings at WeWork, never writes a check. You know the type. #StartupHumor #PitchLife https://t.co/54QzjsXrny
Investor archetypes: The "I was an operator 20 years ago" guy, the "let me introduce you to my portfolio company" lady, and the one who asks about your burn rate and then goes silent forever. Which one are you meeting with? #StartupHumor #Founders https://t.co/54QzjsXrny
POV: romantic Paris trip but you're a founder ๐น
"What are you looking for?"
"$500K pre-seed."
He left. The roses stayed. Priorities.
See you at @RaiseSummit tomorrow ๐ ๐ฅ
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Opened Canva.
Added one rocket emoji ๐
One growth chart ๐
One "Disrupting the Industry" slide ๐ผ
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When one word fixes everything.
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Hi Pitchwala, pitching his latest app idea to Investor <name - Cash>.
There is a solution to every problem.
Founder Rocked. Investor Shocked.
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When marketing and operations have very different solutions to the same problem ๐๐ฑ
One wants better conversions
The other wants better lighting for the next reel
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You receive a cold DM with zero context that just says:
"Hey! Open to collabs?"
You:
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Running services and a product is like being a therapist by day and trying to fix your own life by night.
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