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兄弟别他妈打飞机了，想艹免费的b直接去月子中心应聘男护工。他妈的里面全是刚生完的宝妈少妇，怀孕十个月加上产后恢复，少说一年没被插过。下面本来就因为激素和伤口敏感得要命，长期没被操，小逼早就饥渴到不行，阴唇肥厚外翻，一走路都能感觉到里面空虚地抽搐。奶子胀成硬球，乳头又大又红，稍微蹭到衣服就自己渗奶水。当你穿着工作服一进房间，她们眼睛就直了。帮她擦身子的时候，手从奶子滑到小腹，再到大腿根，她会主动把腿分开一点，湿乎乎的逼缝已经亮晶晶的，阴蒂都充血鼓起来。你手指稍微往中间一按，她就忍不住夹紧，淫水直接顺着指缝往下淌，把床单弄湿一小块。有的更夸张，抱孩子的时候故意把大奶子往你手臂上压，奶水隔着衣服渗出来，黏糊糊的。等孩子睡着，她就低声说“下面好胀……帮我按按”，然后自己把内裤扯到一边，掰开湿透的阴唇，露出里面红嫩嫩、一缩一缩的小穴，等你鸡巴直接捅进去。反正老公不在，孩子又小，她又累又空虚，这时候一个会干活、鸡巴又硬的男护工，进去就是送上门的肉棒。插进去的时候她会咬着枕头叫，奶子跟着晃，奶水喷得到处都是，逼里紧紧地吸，内射进去她整个人都会舒服的发抖。

The way a good number of women romanticise the idea of meeting a complete stranger and marrying them within 3–6 months in the name of “men know what they want” will never sit well with me. Not to be that person, but it’s strange. And the even crazier part is how much agency you’re willing to surrender in this whole narrative. Any random stranger can walk into your life, decide he wants to marry you within six months, and you interpret that as some grand validation of your worth. “He saw my worth, that’s why he married me so quickly.” As opposed to questioning how strange it is that you’re willing to let someone you barely know make a lifelong commitment with you. Why is his willingness to marry you so quickly the ultimate measure of your worth? Where does your own judgment, discernment and decision-making come into all of this? Do you even like the person beyond the excitement of being chosen? So many questions, very few answers, but yeah…..it is what it is.