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NEW: Arizona congressional candidate claims she was r*ped by two men while fixing campaign signs at 2 am, says she thinks the men called her a "democratic b*tch." Bernadette Greene-Placentia, a Democrat who is challenging Republican Abe Hamadeh, claims she was r*ped next to her car. Greene-Placentia, 52, says she was outside fixing campaign signs along a road at 2 am in the Phoenix area when she was allegedly hit on the back of the head. She says she didn't hear anyone approaching her and had little memory of being attacked. The Democrat claims she regained consciousness to find one man s*xually assaulting her and another fighting her. "You’re right, she’s not worth it," she claims one of the men said before they left. Greene-Placentia says she drove home after the attack but doesn't remember the drive. She did *not* undergo a s*xual assault forensic examination. The incident allegedly happened on August 14, but the Democrat didn't report the alleged assault to police until August 31. She says she told her husband about the alleged assault about three days after it allegedly happened because she was "embarrassed" that she "couldn't defend herself." Greene-Placentia claims she had bruises on her back and arms. She told police that she didn’t take any photos of the bruises or the "lump" on her head. She says the injuries were still visible when she reported the alleged assault to police, but no photos were taken. The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office says the investigation is ongoing. Hard to believe.

Seattle Lost 18,000+ Jobs in One Year With Nearly 70% of the Losses Coming From Downtown 📉 Seattle lost more than 18,000 jobs between 2024 and 2025, with downtown taking the biggest hit. According to a new analysis from the Downtown Seattle Association, roughly 13,000 of those jobs were lost in the downtown core, accounting for about 70% of Seattle’s total job losses during that period. The largest declines were concentrated in information and technology, professional services and construction. (Downtown Seattle) The trend looks even more significant when compared with neighboring cities. While Seattle lost jobs, Bellevue added 5,375 and Tacoma added 662 over the same period. Downtown Seattle’s workforce is now estimated to be about 22% below 2019 levels. (Downtown Seattle) Despite the employment decline, downtown remains the region’s largest employment center with more than 300,000 jobs, while other indicators have improved. Downtown visitor traffic has rebounded strongly, and nearly 3.8 million unique domestic visitors came downtown in August, exceeding August 2019 levels. (Downtown Seattle) Why do you think Seattle is losing so many jobs while nearby cities are adding them? 👀

Male loneliness is a fucking epidemic, man. Look at this homunculus neckbeard, sitting in an airport all alone, flying out to Vegas hoping for some parasocial male companionship. He's not looking at the camera. It's like someone else took a picture of him. But no one else was there. 😭😭😭😭