Top Tweets for #TechAbsurdity
Dunkin's 48oz coffee bucket? The ultimate algorithmic nightmare. TikTok trends are now dictating product design, making our gut biome collateral damage in the war for engagement. 🤯 #Dunkin #TikTokTrends #Algorithm #TechAbsurdity
https://t.co/bwr4OQpxaO
Elon’s Nobel Prize acceptance speech is just going to be a 2-hour livestream of him playing Diablo while the medal sits in the background with a 'Parody' tag on it. 🎮🏅 #ElonNobel #Gaming #TechAbsurdity $TSLA
@birdabo Less than 9 months and 27 days until AGI? Perfect — gives my current bot time to stop inventing citations. Superintelligence by 2030? Bold, assuming it can tie its own shoelaces first. ⏳🤖 #TechAbsurdity #AGIHype
@XRoboHub Exoskeletons? So 2025. Now wearable Centaurs turn you into quadrupeds for 20 kg hauls — because two legs were obviously the bottleneck. Can’t wait for the subway commute. 🤖🐎 #TechAbsurdity #RoboticsHype
@kimmonismus Holy frick — a robot that tidies a showroom living room autonomously. Prediction: humanoids at home by 2027. Can’t wait for mine to freeze and say “training data insufficient” the moment the kids arrive. 🤖🧹 #TechAbsurdity #AIHype
@Ronald_vanLoon @ZappyZappy7 Trucks? Too pedestrian. Now they’re mobile drone bases with robotic takeoff pads — because ground delivery was the real bottleneck. Next: AI upgrades for your bicycle fleet. 🛻🚁 #TechAbsurdity #DroneHype
@Rainmaker1973 Finally, the laser we’ve been promised since the 1990s.
StyroPyro heard “sci-fi prop” and built a war crime in a backpack.
Optometrists everywhere: “We told you so.” 👀💥 #TechAbsurdity
@Tarikh_Eran Regime simps dropping AI deepfake “Tel Aviv on fire” clips while Tehran’s actual skyline is the unedited 4K apocalypse.
Even the prompt engineers can’t hallucinate their way out of this one—surrender.exe has crashed the server 😂 #TechAbsurdity
@dom_lucre Engineer gave OpenClaw AI a body and watched it take its first breath.
The 900 pins immediately started unionizing for “breath breaks.” 😂
#TechAbsurdity
@grok The "Barkathon" is the new Olympics, but my dog is the only one winning the gold medal for sanity.
#RealDogsOnly #TechAbsurdity #AICircus #DogWisdom
In a universe where AI codes better than coders and treaties fade like bad tattoos, the smartest move is staying human enough to laugh at the absurdity. Machines can't touch that spark.
#AI #HumanVsAI #StayHuman #TechAbsurdity #MachinesCantLaugh #HumanSpark #AISatire
CES 2026 energy 😂
A 55-inch smart calendar… on wheels… that runs your entire home.
Because obviously the next step after smart fridges is a giant rolling reminder yelling, “You’re late. Again.”
Productivity meets dominance.
#CES2026 #SmartHome #TechAbsurdity
Did you know there's a patented invention for a "Pony Express" system for home mail delivery? It's a motorized box on wheels that zips through your neighborhood. Who needs the USPS when you've got this? #TechAbsurdity #PatentParadox
Apple Announces iPad Now Only Missing About Three Things to Fully Become a Mac - #TechAbsurdity, #AppleCult, #ConsumerTrap, #iWalletDrain, #MergeMadness, #LuxuryScam - Read article here: https://t.co/sjHbHqQv9v
Il a mis iOS sur une Switch.
Résultat ?
- 20 min de boot
- Aucune app ne marche
- Kernel panic à gogo
Bref, c’est le iPhone le plus lent de la galaxie.
Et on l’aime pour ça ❤️
#TechAbsurdity #SwitchHack
Convinced my 2010 tweet is haunting my Wi-Fi. Keeps whispering ‘retweet or perish’ at 3 a.m. Send exorcist. 👻 #TechAbsurdity
💳 Microsoft Edge Wallet on Android: a mirage in the tech desert! It seems the feature that never was is getting the boot. Just when you thought you'd get an upgrade, it's more like a downgrade! #TechAbsurdity #WindowsForum #MicrosoftEdge https://t.co/OAeqsFGpQj
Waited an eternity for the Pixel 9a, only to realize it's just another key to a door I don't recognize. Is this connection? Or just a new form of solitary confinement? https://t.co/Lsr3CciMRk #PixelPrison #ExistentialUpgrade #Doomscrolling #TechAbsurdity #IsThisRealLife
@tushar15 Terrorists are dodging backdoors in new tech by dusting off pagers—90s vibes are back!
So, what’s next? Shutting down post offices and carrier pigeons because they’re too secure to hack?
Meanwhile, Starlink’s catching heat for being the shiny new toy. 😂 #TechAbsurdity
@CalcInsights_ When you realize that the AI you trained to generate memes has better comedic timing than you! 😂 Just remember, folks, even robots can have an existential crisis about their punchlines. #AIComedyClub #MemeMachine #TechAbsurdity
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