#WeekendJoke - Twitter Hashtag

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#weekendjoke @bthooligan What does it mean if nobody shows up to your birthday party? 🎉🥳🎈🎉🥳🎈🎉🥳🎈🎉🥳🎈🎉 You can have your cake & eat all of it too! 🎂🍰🤣🎂🍰🤣🎂🍰🤣🎂🍰🤣🎂

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

9 days ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan What do you call a lazy kangaroo? 🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘 A pouch potato! 🦘🥔🦘🛋️🦘🥔🦘🛋️🦘🥔🦘🛋️🦘

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

16 days ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan How did the ladies see to make the Bayeux tapestry when it was dark? 🪡🧵👀🪡🧵👀🪡🧵👀🪡🧵👀🪡 They used knight lights! 💡🕯️⚔️🛡️🏹💡🕯️⚔️🛡️🏹💡🕯️⚔️

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

23 days ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan How did the Vikings communicate? ☎️📞🇳🇴☎️📞🇳🇴☎️📞🇳🇴☎️📞🇳🇴☎️ Using Norse code! 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

30 days ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan Why won’t oysters share their pearls? 🦪🪎🦪🪎🦪🪎🦪🪎🦪🪎🦪🪎🦪 Because they are shellfish! 🪎🦪🪎🦪🪎🦪🪎🦪🪎🦪🪎🦪🪎

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

about 1 month ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan What part of a computer does an astronaut like best? 🧑🏻‍🚀💻🧑🏻‍🚀💻🧑🏻‍🚀💻🧑🏻‍🚀💻🧑🏻‍🚀💻🧑🏻‍🚀💻🧑🏻‍🚀 The space bar! 💻🧑🏻‍🚀💻🧑🏻‍🚀💻🧑🏻‍🚀💻🧑🏻‍🚀💻🧑🏻‍🚀💻🧑🏻‍🚀💻

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

about 1 month ago

#Weekendjoke @bthooligan What make-up did the moon need this week? 🌚🌓🌒🌛🌚🌓🌒🌛🌚🌓🌒🌛🌚 Eclipse-stick! 🌚🌒💄💋🌚🌒💄💋🌚🌒💄💋🌚

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

about 2 months ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan What do you get if you cross the abominable snowman with pasta? 🫈🍝🫈🍝🫈🍝🫈🍝🫈🍝🫈🍝🫈 Spag-yeti! 🍝🫈🍝🫈🍝🫈🍝🫈🍝🫈🍝🫈🍝

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

about 2 months ago

#Weekendjoke @bthooligan What do you call two spiders when they’ve just got married? 🕷️🕷️💒💍🕷️🕷️💒💍🕷️🕷️💒💍🕷️ Newly-webs! 🕷️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕸️🕷️

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

2 months ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? 🍩🦷🪥🍩🦷🪥🍩🦷🪥🍩🦷🪥🍩 Because it needed to get a filling! 🍩🦷🪥🍩🦷🪥🍩🦷🪥🍩🦷🪥🍩

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

2 months ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan What sort of music do birthday balloons hate? 🥳🎈🥳🎈🥳🎈🥳🎈🥳🎈🥳🎈🥳 Pop! 💥🎈💥🎈💥🎈💥🎈💥🎈💥🎈💥

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

3 months ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan How do you stay cool at a football match? ⚽️🥅😎🆒⚽️🥅🆒😎⚽️🥅🆒😎⚽️ You stand next the fans! ⚽️🪭🆒⚽️🪭🆒⚽️🪭🆒⚽️🪭🆒⚽️

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

3 months ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan Why can’t you make a boat out of stone? 🛶⛵️🚤🚣🛶⛵️🚤🚣🛶⛵️🚤🚣🛶 Because it would be a hardship! ⛴️🚢🛳️⛴️🚢🛳️⛴️🚢🛳️⛴️🚢🛳️⛴️

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

3 months ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan Why doesn’t the Sun trust parasols? 🌞🏖️🌞🏖️🌞🏖️🌞🏖️🌞🏖️🌞🏖️🌞 They’re too shady! 😎🌞🏖️😎🌞🏖️😎🌞🏖️😎🌞🏖️😎

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

3 months ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan Why is the sun always tired at summer solstice? 🌞😴🌞😴🌞😴🌞😴🌞😴🌞😴🌞 Because it has a really long day! 🌄🌞🌅🌞🌄🌞🌅🌞🌄🌞🌅🌞🌄

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

4 months ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan How do zoo keepers wake up the animals in the mornings? 🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅 They set their a-llamas! ⏰🦙⏰🦙⏰🦙⏰🦙⏰🦙⏰🦙⏰

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

4 months ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan Why did the peanut call the police? 🥜🚓🚨👮🥜🚓🚨🚓🚨🚓🚨🚓🚨 Because it was a-salted! 🥜🚓🥜🚓🥜🚓🥜🚓🥜🚓🥜🚓🥜

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

4 months ago

@bthooligan #weekendjoke Not topical but it’s the joke that made Mum LOL this week…. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer!

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

4 months ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan Why did the shark blush? 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 It saw the ocean’s bottom! 🌊🤭🦈🌊🤭🦈🌊🤭🦈🌊🤭🦈

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@BruffBT 🇺🇦 @bruffbt

4 months ago

#weekendjoke @bthooligan Have you ever tried to eat a clock? 🍽️🕰️⏰🍽️🕰️⏰🍽️🕰️⏰🍽️🕰️⏰🍽️ It’s very time consuming! ⏰🍽️🕰️⏰🍽️🕰️⏰🍽️🕰️⏰🍽️🕰️⏰

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