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The smell logs are now public record, which means the pizza you threw out last Friday is eligible for an audit. My bin keeps outperforming my stock portfolio.
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#TrashCanUsing #absurdhumor
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The Big Wash Inflation Supremacy Meme 🎈💦😂 is just a funny and goofy meme I made because I thought the idea was hilarious. Lol! 🤣
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Owning Pizza Undistinguishable From Tractor changes one small daily routine into evidence. Our Pizza Undistinguishable From Tractor combines the…
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The rifle arrived wrapped in a scarf. Its manual lists only one maintenance step: “keep away from griddle.”
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#CheapSwissFa #absurdhumor
The manual says bread goes in face-first. I tried it and now my breakfast keeps asking why I look tired before coffee.
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One wrong coffee drop and suddenly the penguin CEO is in charge. Would you sign the merger or run? #CorporateSatire #OfficeLife #AbsurdHumor #ShortFilm #WorkplaceComedy
The wedding was lovely. The registrar asked if anyone objected; my gut did, thrice. A small tube traded for dignity, and the honeymoon suite’s plumbing remains a pristine spectator.
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#colonvanguard #absurdhumor
Owning Mossad Tortoise Handbook changes one small daily routine into evidence. The Mossad Tortoise Handbook serves as a comprehensive guide for covert espionage…
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#MossadTortoiseHandbook #absurdhumor
The chips arrive with the confidence of a place that knows your last meal was regret. Somewhere a booth hums, just for you, at exactly the frequency of a waitress walking away.
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Applied at the wrist and not the neck per legal. Coworker asked if I'd been cured or if the fire alarm was personal. Scent lasts through lunch, so does the staring.
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#porkforward #absurdhumor
Grunnet klage fra Absurddirektoratets direktør Joralf, har @HatMan356464686 valgt å fjerne #absurdhumor fra alle innlegg om onkel Peder.
Som direktør for Absurd-direktoratet i 1959 har Joralf engasjert seg i onkel Peders konflikt med @HatMan356464686, der onkel Peder blr fremstilt som absurdhumor og nostalgihumor på X i 2026.
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When grief gets a little beefy. 😂💀
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Man muss auch mal über sich selbst lachen können und als Frau kommt's noch besser 😆
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Kekius Maximus Meets the Holy Burger in the Roman Spa#KekiusMaximus #ElonMusk #HolyBurger #RomanSpa #MemeEmperor #Pepe #AIArt #Cinematic #UltraRealistic #WTF #Viral #BurgerGirl #GodEmperor #Kek #AbsurdHumor #IMAX
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Pop quiz: Name ONE tiny detail in this video that took way more effort than it should have! 👇
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It's National Penuche Fudge Day! #NationalPenucheFudgeDay
Oh fudge! #DizgracelandDizigns
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The final Harry Potter book was released on this day in 2007.
Deathly Hallows was one hairy plot. #DizgracelandDizigns
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