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As a father, I completely sympathize with Joe Biden's decision to pardon his son for illegally buying a gun while on crack cocaine and parading said gun in front of a camera with prostitutes all while sleeping with his dead brother's wife after years of taking money from shady companies with ties to shady governments including two of my own country's greatest adversaries then kicking the money back to me while using strangely revealing aliases like "The Big Guy" while investing in the sketchiest possible pandemic-linked synthetic biology company and recording everything on his laptop which he inexplicably left at a computer repair store then begged me to leverage my influence with the Intelligence Community to falsely call it Russian disinformation days before my presidential election. I totally relate.