Top Tweets for #breadjokes
Two croissants in an oven, one says, "It's hot in here". The other says, "Wow, a talking croissant..."
https://t.co/W2jeyCjlOz #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
I saw a loaf in a cage at my local zoo. It was bread in captivity.
https://t.co/W2jeyCjTE7 #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
I’d tell you the joke about some jam on a piece of bread but you might spread it.
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A truck has overturned near the local bakery and spilled its load. Police say to expect delays on the yeast bound carriageway.
https://t.co/W2jeyCjlOz #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
Why was the bread always telling jokes?
It had a rye sense of humor.
#BreadJokes
I was confused when I was given a stroppy John Lennon impersonator in the bakery. I said "That's not a croissant, it's an angry Beetle"....
https://t.co/W2jeyCjTE7 #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
I was arguing with a friend in a pizza restaurant the other night when my best mate came over, grabbed the garlic bread and coleslaw from our table and ran off. I wish he would stop taking sides.
https://t.co/W2jeyCjTE7 #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
Hovis witnesses no wonder #Breadjokes
Made a panic call to my therapist because I had white bread instead of brown bread for the first time in half a decade and I felt like I was an addict that's about to relapse...
(I'm allowed to joke about things I've been through, shut up)
Some bread walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve food”.
https://t.co/W2jeyCjTE7 #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
That is pretty comical. 😂
#Funny #Humor #FunnyStuff #FunnyThings #Bread #BreadJokes
CC: @rj_dreamer @TimMcCue3 @Bryandini
Star of Bite Club, Inglourious Bagels, Ocean’s Unleavened and The Curious Case of Bun, Jam 'n' Butter. 🥯
Two croissants in an oven, one says, "It's hot in here". The other says, "Wow, a talking croissant..."
https://t.co/W2jeyCjTE7 #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
I’d tell you the joke about some jam on a piece of bread but you might spread it.
https://t.co/W2jeyCjTE7 #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
A truck has overturned near the local bakery and spilled its load. Police say to expect delays on the yeast bound carriageway.
https://t.co/W2jeyCjTE7 #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
I was confused when I was given a stroppy John Lennon impersonator in the bakery. I said "That's not a croissant, it's an angry Beetle"....
https://t.co/W2jeyCjlOz #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
I saw a loaf in a cage at my local zoo. It was bread in captivity.
https://t.co/W2jeyCjlOz #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
I was arguing with a friend in a pizza restaurant the other night when my best mate came over, grabbed the garlic bread and coleslaw from our table and ran off. I wish he would stop taking sides.
https://t.co/W2jeyCjlOz #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
Some bread walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve food”.
https://t.co/W2jeyCjTE7 #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
Two croissants in an oven, one says, "It's hot in here". The other says, "Wow, a talking croissant..."
https://t.co/W2jeyCjTE7 #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
I’d tell you the joke about some jam on a piece of bread but you might spread it.
https://t.co/W2jeyCjlOz #Bread #BreadJokes #Joke #Humour
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