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(Tweet 1 of 2) Big news out this morning, witches. Which is that we’ve heard from several sources now Kyle stormed off the show this morning after he said the words in the meme below, and didn’t come back. Here’s the audio: https://t.co/n0cGkO8XU1 If you listen to it, you’ll hear he chucked a major one because he’s been hauled up before ARN’s lawyers about his and Jackie’s alleged repeat flouting of contempt of court laws. Just last week, for example, we posted on their referral for possible charges by the judge in the so-called mushroom case: https://t.co/7Zc0GvXkCT And according to Kyle’s own commentary, the pair discussed yet another case on air yesterday which hasn’t been tried in court yet, so are again being told to just stop it. If you listen to the audio above, witches, you’ll hear (as our listeners do on the daily) how abusive Kyle is to his staff. He’s a cruel and manipulative prick, and this recording confirms it for those who haven’t heard it before. Yet this is MILD compared to some other occasions (more on this further down). But our main point is this. Did he do this big walk-out as just another attention-grabbing stunt to help his own ratings (as if anything could at this point)? If so, we’re probably playing into his hands just by re-broadcasting this tanty for you. Which we’d regret, if true. Yet just perhaps, there’s a chance he didn’t. Reason being that when Kyle pulls these testerical stunts they’re always quickly picked up by media he greases up to (like the Daily Mail and Daily Telegraph, or one of the radio industry orgs). They love to highlight his bullshit to help him get link clicks and ratings, which he then repays for them when it suits him. Yet nobody in the Kyle-adoring media seems to have published on his abandonment of his own show so far this morning. Strange. That leaves two further possibilities: he is, in fact, so ridiculously stupid he’s willing to go to jail for contempt of court so has had an un-premeditated tantrum for no reason other than his huge ego and anger problems (undoubtedly brought on by the pressure he’s been under since his disastrous dump on his bosses, plus the continued huge success of our MFW campaign). Which means he’ll be back tomorrow as if nothing’s changed (insert very sad witchy faces here). Yet we kinda don’t sense that vibe, as this whole segment this morning seemed contrived, including a barely-believable “show dumping” alarm plus a nonplussed but definitely non-fussed Jackie. Even Kyle himself seemed not so much angry as engaged in performative page-ripping nonsense. Believe us: we’ve heard him ANGRY, and today wasn’t that. That leaves the interesting proposition it was a pre-meditated hissy-fit on Kyle’s part, to give him a way to leave yet blame his dummy spit on everyone else (and in so doing, save face himself). And while it seems unlikely he’d walk away from his obscene salary and the attention he craves (like a toddler, he doesn’t care if it’s good or bad), it might be something he’d do if he was given his marching orders by the ARN executive yesterday. Perhaps they’ve finally had enough (and who’d blame them)? Maybe they’d give him a way to (try to) keep some shreds of dignity to force him more swiftly out the door, and this is what they all came up with? We can’t believe a word he says, of course, but he claims he won’t be back unless they let him say what he likes, and clearly ARN can’t let him keep potentially breaking the law. So if this has all been planned as a way to most easily cut ties between them, we’d grudgingly allow it’s a pretty genius move. Essentially we don’t care how they get him out, because getting him out is all we witches desperately want. So we do so, so hope the tiny chance he’s gone forever might be true.

When Kyle was at his lowest point in life facing life in prison with an anger left mob trying everything they could to lock him up and throw away the key - we stood by him, we sent him tons of money, we cheered for him, Trump stood by him ... Now, he's smack talking Trump and going to write in Ron Paul? When someone backstabs the people who helped them like this - I have absolutely ZERO respect for them and never will going forward.