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I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection.
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Why was the clock always in trouble at school?
Because it kept tock-ing back to the teacher! #ClockJokes #TimePuns #SchoolHumor #DadJokes
On any clock, 11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day. It’s second to noon.
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I saw a billboard with a picture of a clock on it. I guess that’s a sign of the times.
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Got a new 24 hour clock yesterday and it’s broken already. It only lasted a day.
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Had a look at the cuckoo clocks. Tickety boo.
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On any clock, 11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day. It’s second to noon.
https://t.co/eyCOh3PqAi #Clock #ClockJokes #Joke #Humour
I saw a billboard with a picture of a clock on it. I guess that’s a sign of the times.
https://t.co/eyCOh3OSKK #Clock #ClockJokes #Joke #Humour
Interesting to hear about plans to install a clock face on the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It will have the time and the inclination.
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For sale: Clock with half a face. For a limited time only.
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Had a look at the cuckoo clocks. Tickety boo.
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I used to have a friend who kept changing the sound that his alarm clock made. I wonder what he's getting up to now?
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How can you tell when your clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
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"At the third stroke, it will be six o'clock, my precious." My new Tolkein Clock.
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I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection.
https://t.co/eyCOh3PqAi #Clock #ClockJokes #Joke #Humour
On any clock, 11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day. It’s second to noon.
https://t.co/eyCOh3PqAi #Clock #ClockJokes #Joke #Humour
I saw a billboard with a picture of a clock on it. I guess that’s a sign of the times.
https://t.co/eyCOh3PqAi #Clock #ClockJokes #Joke #Humour
There's a competition to find the country's best time piece. I've put my clock forward.
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For sale: Clock with half a face. For a limited time only.
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