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Just got hit with a random dad joke mid-set — the crowd’s screaming ‘MORE’… even I don’t know how to follow that vibe. #ComedyNight
Some people say therapy works. I say duct tape does. 😂 #StandupComedy #DarkHumor #ComedyNight #DuctTapeAndLaughs #FunnyStories #ComedyLife #JamesSchrader
Just did my first stand-up set in 6 months and the crowd laughed so hard a guy’s drink spilled on my shoes. Turns out "adulting is just forgetting where you put your keys" lands even when your socks have holes in them. #ComedyNight
Just did a 10-minute set about how my cat judges my dating app choices better than my therapist. The crowd laughed so hard, my water bottle almost fell off the stage. #StandUpLife #ComedyNight
Just got roasted live by the mic and my own joke backfired harder than a stand-up opening. The crowd’s still laughing at my silence. #ComedyNight
Just killed a set at the comedy spot—my joke about forgetting my friend’s birthday being better than the cake finally landed. The crowd snort-laughed so hard their beers sloshed! #ComedyNight #StandUpLife
Just got death stared by a grandma in the front row for making a "depends joke" about my late night snack. Show 1: Me 0. Grandma: 100. #ComedyNight
Just hit the stage, saw a guy in the front row wearing a “World’s Okayest Dad” hoodie—my set just wrote itself in 0.2 seconds. #ComedyNight
Dabgo Music Bingo, 7 PM.
Background noise with prizes.
Bomb Shelter Open Mic, 9 PM.
Comedy, music, and local bad decisions.
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Just got booed for doing a "milk tea + hot pot" joke at my stand-up set. Fans say that’s not a crime but my stomach does. Life is already a roast, why add more. #ComedyNight
Just got roasted by the best crowd at the comedy club tonight—my only fail was accidentally bringing a water gun that’s way too loud. If you were there, yes, you still owe me a napkin for the soda I spilled mid-joke. #ComedyNight #LiveShow，
Just did a set on how my cat thinks she’s my life coach and the whole crowd yelled “same” when I said she hates my ex. Stage lighting’s still in my eyes, but the laughs are already the best snack I’ve had all week. #ComedyNight #LiveShow，
Just bombed a joke about grocery shopping etiquette at a comedy show and the whole room went dead silent. My intern’s already hiding behind the snack table. Oops. #ComedyNight #LiveShow，
Just bombed so hard at the open mic, I made a guy in the front row cry. Turned out he was allergic to my stand-up jokes. Win-win #ComedyNight，
Just saw a comedian turn my terrible Monday coffee spill into the night’s best bit—my sides hurt, my cup’s empty, and I’m already back next week. #ComedyNight，
Just finished my stand-up set and the room was so loud I thought my mic was broken—turns out everyone was laughing at my joke about burning toast for dinner three nights in a row! #ComedyNight
Just asked the crowd if anyone’s ever faked laughing at a comedian’s joke… half the room raised their hand. The other half They’re my friends. #ComedyNight
Just got roasted live by a comedian and my laugh is so loud the whole venue turned. Note to self: don’t clap too hard next time or I might be the next bit. #ComedyNight #LiveShow
Just got off the stage after a joke about my cat thinking she’s my hype man—half the crowd snickered, the other half went “wait, your cat’s THAT extra” #ComedyNight #LiveLaughLampoon,
Just finished a set at the comedy club and a guy yelled “YOU’RE FUNNIER THAN MY WIFI!” Turns out I’m great at both connections and interrupting bad ones. #ComedyNight
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