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It go MOOOOOO
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Implying you look better with layered on contouring makeup is hilarious self degradation only made more hysterical by how she seems to actually not realize she’s implying she’s ugly without it
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Jack Murphy calling ANYONE an internet tough guy is #ComedyThatWritesItself…
The real life shit is you caved to your kids taking an experimental therapy so they could play sports.
The tone deafness of someone from @CNN critiquing the people at other networks after the last few months is #ComedyThatWritesItself
Remarkable how some news outlets just can’t get themselves to accurately describe OAN as a right-wing conspiracy channel. Reuters even describes the channel in the outlet’s story as a “popular news network.” This misleads readers and does a disservice to them.
Supreme court talks abortion and all the sudden a whole lot of liberals and woke folk who were days before screaming about gender being a social construct and how men can have periods start screaming about women's bodies and biology.
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You are a double masking him/her.. you are #ComedyThatWritesItself
@TheMFingCOO lol oh yeah MY account is full of performative posturing ok my dude byyyyyeeeee
Watching #FatAcceptance vloggers talk about how people should accept them for who they are and everyone should love themselves as is while putting on make up with a paint brush is #ComedyThatWritesItself
High schools teachers complaining that they can't teach CRT while most kids graduate high school not knowing how to cook their own food, pay their bills, or have marketable skills without secondary education is #ComedyThatWritesItself.
Do your jobs... teach life skills!
I love it when they say stuff like this from an anonymous account.
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@TheMFingCOO you’re so tough
This woman asks "who are you disappointing this week".... she should ask herself that question in a mirror.
This is a "body image" coach...... AND self image coach.... #ComedyThatWritesItself
#GetHealthy #realityexists #ObesityIsIllness
#NoMorbidity #Nobesity
@TheMFingCOO Wow...you're an angry little skull.
Anecdotal silliness will be met with Anecdotal silliness
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Translated from native lemming speak:
"Stop improving yourselves and your health and sit down to think about how shitty your acts of self love and actual body positivity by keeping or getting your body healthy makes me feel!"
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#NoMorbidity
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