Top Tweets for #devopsfail
Told Hermes Agent "goodbye forever" in a dramatic farewell post.🤡
Archived 1.6GB. Deleted containers. Factory reset the server.
Reinstalled it 48 hours later.🤣
I am a weak, weak man. 🫠
https://t.co/68uTmktJwv
#AI #HermesAgent #LLM #DevOpsFail #SelfOwn #backagain
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GLM pourquoi tu me proposes de faire de la configuration serveur avec un script bash en local qui va taper le remote en ssh alors qu'ansible existe #DevOpsFail #AI #IA
We wasted 6 hours and thousands of dollars chasing a ghost.
Your infra will betray you before your users do.
Follow @hariharpadhi50 for more war stories. 🛠️
#DevOpsFail #CloudComputing #Containers #Kubernetes #SRE #TechDebt #CostOptimization #Docker
OpenAI retiring old GPTs, new models dropping like flies, meanwhile AI-driven upgrade recs hallucinate 27% of the time. We're building on sand, folks. Just glueing agents together now, hope they don't hallucinate together too. #AIShifts #DevOpsFail
Cloud-first businesses face steep, hidden costs from SaaS downtime & DevOps failures. That "always-on" dream is costing you! 📉 Check the reality: https://t.co/CBdP5cQJmO #SaaSDowntime #CloudCosts #DevOpsFail #CyberSecurity
@trader_teddy @uala_arg Push a PRD, feature nueva → app rota → depósitos duplicados → parche con contra movimientos. Esta vez rollback al 2/12 por error en PF y la plata entre 1/12 y 2/12 voló. ¿Quién paga? Yo, descontando FCI. No es la primera vez… #DevOpsFail #Fintech"
@BullishBingus @porqetendencias Mira flaco Push a PRD, feature nueva → app rota → depósitos duplicados → parche con contra movimientos. Esta vez rollback al 2/12 por error en PF y la plata entre 1/12 y 2/12 voló. ¿Quién paga? Yo, descontando FCI. No es la primera vez… #DevOpsFail #Fintech"
@porqetendencias Push a PRD, feature nueva → app rota → depósitos duplicados → parche con contra movimientos. Esta vez rollback al 2/12 por error en PF y la plata entre 1/12 y 2/12 voló. ¿Quién paga? Yo, descontando FCI. No es la primera vez… #DevOpsFail #Fintech
@pbarbieri @uala_arg Push a PRD, feature nueva → app rota → depósitos duplicados → parche con contra movimientos. Esta vez rollback al 2/12 por error en PF y la plata entre 1/12 y 2/12 voló. ¿Quién paga? Yo, descontando FCI. No es la primera vez… #DevOpsFail #Fintech
@maxifirtman @julitolopez
Das Raumschiff? Milliardenverlust.
Der Grund? :latest.
#MemeDerWoche #DevOpsFail #AlwaysPinYourDependencies #KubernetesLife #CIHölle #ayedo
Retries in Lambda without DLQs or checks = infinite loop into your AWS bill 💸. Always protect your wallet with fail-safes. #AWSLambda #Retries #DevOpsFail
Grafikteki kırmızılar? Stres atma bantlarımız… Kırmızı gördükçe nefes egzersizi yapıyoruz. 🟥🧘♂️🟥🧘♂️🟥🧘♂️ #EFSANEPerformans #CronJobKorkusu #ITComedy #uptime #DevOpsFail
Just had my cat walk across the keyboard during a client demo, accidentally deploying the unfinished dev branch. Client said, "Interesting feature, is this AI-generated chaos?"
My spirit left my body.
#WFHStruggles #DevOpsFail
Because clearly, the best way to manage complex software development pipelines is to hand over the reins to a bunch of code-spewing chatbots that don't understand the nuances of human collaboration or the intricacies of real-world systems. #DevOpsFail
When you accidentally delete the production database 🔥😬 #DatabaseDisaster #ProductionWipeOut #TechMistakes #DevOpsFail #AccidentalDelete #OhNoMoment #CodeCatastrophe #ITNightmare #BackupNeeded #DataLoss 🗄️🚫💾😱🚨🧑💻
DevOps: where "it works on my machine" is the ultimate excuse for all deployment disasters. 💻🔥 #DevOpsFail #BlameGame #NotMyFault
Ah, DevOps pipelines - because who doesn't love watching code magically break in multiple environments at once? 🛠️🤖 #DevOpsFail #PipelineProblems #JustDevOpsThings
Ah, DevOps pipelines: because who doesn't love the thrill of waiting for that one tiny YAML typo to break your entire deployment? 🤖💥 #DevOpsFail #PipelineProblems #ContinuousIntegrationFun
Seriously regardless of our political beliefs can we all just agree that we need a law banning all politicians from texting you... and then standing up a new website/number to text you again 10 minutes later #DevOpsFail
What it’s like living in a swing state
Just spent 4 hours debugging a deployment script because someone forgot to update the README. 🤦♂️ #DevOpsFail #ReadTheDocs #TechLife
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