#doublefml - Twitter Hashtag

about 5 years ago

Clearly the telemarketer who just believed my name was Stanley Roper wasn't a Three's Company fan. 😆 I may have to go with Ralph Furley next time... 🤔 #DoubleFML 🙃

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

about 5 years ago

Hey @BleacherReport 😩😭😭😭 #DoubleFML 🙃 #5Days @49ers

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

over 5 years ago

Happy 24th Birthday to my namesake Fat Darrell Sandwich!! 🎁🎊🎉🎈 Aww they grow up so fast... 😭 #DoubleFML 🙃 https://t.co/27tbuqmLID

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

over 5 years ago

Digging through this huge pile of laundry to find my mask makes me feel like I'm on Double Dare! 🤣 I always wanted to be on that show 😔 #DoubleFML 🙃 @Nickelodeon

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

almost 6 years ago

🤔 Since Rutgers football is canceled this season, they'll finish the year with 0 losses! 🗣 UNDEFEATED BABY!!! #silverlinings 🏈 #DoubleFML 🙃 #WednesdayMotivation

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

almost 6 years ago

(Garlic breath + Facemask) - breath mints = (regret + sadness)² 😩 #DoubleFML 🙃

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

about 6 years ago

10am - Notices $1200 stimulus check posted to bank account 👀 10:03am - Ads $1199 Versace bath robe to cart... 🤑 😜🤣 #DoubleFML 🙃 #BreakingNews #StimulusChecks

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

over 6 years ago

Proudly wearing my #49ers snapback today...but with a #Rutgers hoodie to stay humble. That's right, I'm still boldly rocking my RU hoodie deep in #SEC territory! I wonder how many "bless your hearts" I'll get today... 😫🤣 #DoubleFML 🙃 #OOTD

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

over 6 years ago

2 the 2 elderly housekeepers at the #gym who kept walking behind me and apparently don't think I know what #nalgas means, thank you...and you're welcome. 👀🍑😉😂 #DoubleFML 🙃

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

almost 7 years ago

I may not be there to #StormArea51 today, but I am going to Walmart later soooo...same thing. #walmartians #nanunanu 👽🛸 #DoubleFML 🙃

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

about 7 years ago

tbt 🎶😜 #DoubleFML 🙃 @SiriusXMFLY @misscherrylala

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

about 7 years ago

When you think your favorite @WWE superstar is trying to slide into your DM's for a moment of bliss, but it's just a scammer from Nigeria 💔😭😂 #DoubleFML 🙃 @AlexaBliss_WWE

FatDarrell's tweet photo. When you think your favorite @WWE superstar is trying to slide into your DM's for a moment of bliss, but it's just a scammer from Nigeria 💔😭😂 #DoubleFML 🙃 @AlexaBliss_WWE https://t.co/GAZ12IgrOf

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

about 7 years ago

To the lady on treadmill #3, it's way too late to widely flail your arms as though you're dancing to the music now! I already know you farted... 😷 #DoubleFML 😂🙃

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

about 7 years ago

Happy Mother's Day!! 😜#DoubleFML 🙃 #MothersDay #MothersDay2019

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

over 7 years ago

Current account balance: $LMAO.OO 😟😭😂 #DoubleFML 🙃

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

over 7 years ago

Daytime drinking game: Do a shot every time Judge Mathis says the word 'crack.' Current total 5 minutes into the show: 4,793... 😳😂 #DoubleFML 🙃

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Fat Darrell @FatDarrell

almost 8 years ago

#tbt – Although I appreciate the shoutout @njdotcom, I strongly disagree… 😜😂 Check out the full story at #DoubleFML, by following the link below NOW! 🙃 -> https://t.co/tY750rVs2x #Rutgers #NJ #college #ThrowbackThursday