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Some helium went into a bar. The barman shouted “Oi! I’ve told you! We don’t serve Noble gases in here! Get out!” The helium didn’t react.
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Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too much chance of a silver medal.
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Iron Man may be cool but Aluminium Man is even better at foiling crime.
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Some helium went into a bar. The barman shouted “Oi! I’ve told you! We don’t serve Noble gases in here! Get out!” The helium didn’t react.
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Archaeologists can always tell if their finds come from before the Iron Age as they are still wrinkled.
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Someone threw a sodium compound at me. I think it was a salt.
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A friend got arrested for impersonating a helium balloon. The police held him for a while and then let him go.
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Someone told me they could make a compound of hydrogen, oxygen and tungsten. I thought, "HOW?"
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
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Iron Man may be cool but Aluminium Man is even better at foiling crime.
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A friend of mine quit his job at the helium factory recently. He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
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Someone threw a sodium compound at me. I think it was a salt.
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
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The most gullible chemical element is easily lead.
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Iron Man may be cool but Aluminium Man is even better at foiling crime.
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Gold walked into a bar. The barman shouted, “Eyh you, get out of here!”
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Archaeologists can always tell if their finds come from before the Iron Age as they are still wrinkled.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
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I used to be in a very heavy metal band. I played a lead guitar.
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