#ffde - Twitter Hashtag

3 months ago

On the 1st day of Spring I shouted outside “Time to wake up!” The flowers wiggled like sleepy Kiddos, the grass yawned loud enough to scare a worm & one grumpy daisy muttered, “Five more minutes…” Also, a squirrel started spring‑cleaning MY snacks. Nature’s too awake now. #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. On the 1st day of Spring I shouted outside “Time to wake up!” The flowers wiggled like sleepy Kiddos, the grass yawned loud enough to scare a worm & one grumpy daisy muttered, “Five more minutes…” Also, a squirrel started spring‑cleaning MY snacks. Nature’s too awake now. #FFDE https://t.co/RLnHYPapZp

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

3 months ago

I set my clocks ahead to spring forward, but honestly they took it personally. One beeped at me like, “I JUST got used to last week.” Now we’re both stumbling around an hour early, eating lunch at breakfast, calling it “character growth,” & pretending this is totally fine. #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. I set my clocks ahead to spring forward, but honestly they took it personally. One beeped at me like, “I JUST got used to last week.” Now we’re both stumbling around an hour early, eating lunch at breakfast, calling it “character growth,” & pretending this is totally fine. #FFDE https://t.co/xdh6j6vSLi

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

4 months ago

Told my kid I was going to ‘power wash the driveway.’ He froze and whispered, ‘DAD… you have superpowers?’ So now I’m outside with a hose, making dramatic ‘pew pew’ noises, pretending to battle invisible grime villains, because honestly I can’t crush that kind of faith. #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. Told my kid I was going to ‘power wash the driveway.’ He froze and whispered, ‘DAD… you have superpowers?’ So now I’m outside with a hose, making dramatic ‘pew pew’ noises, pretending to battle invisible grime villains, because honestly I can’t crush that kind of faith. #FFDE https://t.co/jSvmCm8AaA

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

4 months ago

I told my kid their stuffies could exchange Valentines. Ten minutes later, every plush in the house was marching in formation. The teddy bear yelled, "OPERATION SNUGGLE‑REVOLT BEGINS NOW." Then the unicorn taped a Valentine to my forehead that said, "COMPLY WITH CUDDLES." #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. I told my kid their stuffies could exchange Valentines. Ten minutes later, every plush in the house was marching in formation. The teddy bear yelled, "OPERATION SNUGGLE‑REVOLT BEGINS NOW." Then the unicorn taped a Valentine to my forehead that said, "COMPLY WITH CUDDLES." #FFDE https://t.co/3C2yA9mqkk

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

4 months ago

Kid: “Dad, why are you staring at the fridge like that?” Dad: “Because the milk said ‘expires today. final performance’… and I’m trying to see if it does anything.” Kid: “Like what?” Dad: “I dunno. Something silly? Richard III? I just don’t wanna miss the moment.” #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. Kid: “Dad, why are you staring at the fridge like that?”
Dad: “Because the milk said ‘expires today. final performance’… and I’m trying to see if it does anything.”
Kid: “Like what?”
Dad: “I dunno. Something silly? Richard III? I just don’t wanna miss the moment.”
#FFDE https://t.co/bH4TKnCDP1

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

5 months ago

Tried teaching your sippy cup some responsibility, but it keeps spilling the tea and your juice like it’s testing both my patience and my laundry skills. And the cookies? You'll never guess. Of course Mr. Bear Bear swiped them—honey‑flavored, his absolute favorite. #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. Tried teaching your sippy cup some responsibility, but it keeps spilling the tea and your juice like it’s testing both my patience and my laundry skills. And the cookies? You'll never guess. Of course Mr. Bear Bear swiped them—honey‑flavored, his absolute favorite.
#FFDE https://t.co/inyhOwmtfn

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

5 months ago

Kid: Dad, why do we never see elephants hiding in trees? Dad: Well, Kiddo, because they’re really good at it. I mean, have you ever spotted one up there? Kid: Nope Dad: Exactly. That’s elite stealth. When elephants play hide‑and‑seek, they can't just hide in their trunks. #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. Kid: Dad, why do we never see elephants hiding in trees?
Dad: Well, Kiddo, because they’re really good at it. I mean, have you ever spotted one up there?
Kid: Nope
Dad: Exactly. That’s elite stealth. When elephants play hide‑and‑seek, they can't just hide in their trunks.
#FFDE https://t.co/hZJpLQdjAp

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

5 months ago

Tried to fold laundry but the socks started a conga line, the shirts formed a boy band called The Wrinklers, and the pants declared independence as Pantsylvania. Now I’m not cleaning — I’m negotiating treaties, approving snack budgets, and managing their world tour. #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. Tried to fold laundry but the socks started a conga line, the shirts formed a boy band called The Wrinklers, and the pants declared independence as Pantsylvania. Now I’m not cleaning — I’m negotiating treaties, approving snack budgets, and managing their world tour.
#FFDE https://t.co/kaf0d8wMW6

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

6 months ago

Why did Dad get banned from doing the New Year’s Eve ball drop? Because the last time he tried, he tripped, launched the ball into the snack table, and triggered a full scale Snackquake. The kids yelled, ‘DAD! YOU YEETED THE SNACKS INTO NEXT YEAR!’ The guac never recovered. #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. Why did Dad get banned from doing the New Year’s Eve ball drop? Because the last time he tried, he tripped, launched the ball into the snack table, and triggered a full scale Snackquake. The kids yelled, ‘DAD! YOU YEETED THE SNACKS INTO NEXT YEAR!’ The guac never recovered. #FFDE https://t.co/48YaclXdLA

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

6 months ago

I told the kids I wrapped all the presents myself this year. They said, ‘Wow, Dad, that’s a gift.’ I said, ‘Exactly.’ Then I added, ‘And I told Santa if he takes my favorite cocoa mug again, he doesn't get any more yummy gingerbread elves next year unless he brings it back.#FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. I told the kids I wrapped all the presents myself this year. They said, ‘Wow, Dad, that’s a gift.’ I said, ‘Exactly.’ Then I added, ‘And I told Santa if he takes my favorite cocoa mug again, he doesn't get any more yummy gingerbread elves next year unless he brings it back.#FFDE https://t.co/isYquVVSqZ

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

6 months ago

Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? Because they were stuffed! And honestly, after a whole day of hugs, tea parties, blanket‑fort expeditions, and heroic rescues from under the couch, even the cuddliest friend knows when it’s reached maximum fluff capacity. #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
Because they were stuffed!
And honestly, after a whole day of hugs, tea parties, blanket‑fort expeditions, and heroic rescues from under the couch, even the cuddliest friend knows when it’s reached maximum fluff capacity.
#FFDE https://t.co/nQgEObwgCU

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

6 months ago

Hey kiddo, did you hear about the pencil that went on vacation? ✏️ It didn’t have a point… but it sure drew a lot of attention! And when it came back, it said the trip was write up its alley. Guess it really needed to sharpen its perspective! #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. Hey kiddo, did you hear about the pencil that went on vacation? ✏️ It didn’t have a point… but it sure drew a lot of attention! And when it came back, it said the trip was write up its alley. Guess it really needed to sharpen its perspective!
#FFDE https://t.co/F8NusdDqxY

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

7 months ago

🐧 Why don’t penguins ever get into arguments? Because they just let things slide! ❄️ They’re pretty chill like that. Unless someone eats the last fish stick… then suddenly it’s flipper‑pointing, icy stares, and a full‑on snowball showdown. #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. 🐧 Why don’t penguins ever get into arguments? Because they just let things slide! ❄️ They’re pretty chill like that. Unless someone eats the last fish stick… then suddenly it’s flipper‑pointing, icy stares, and a full‑on snowball showdown.
#FFDE https://t.co/jCh3znVPC2

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

7 months ago

🦃 Why did the turkey join the band? Because he already had the drumsticks! 🥁 But when Thanksgiving rolled around, he quit—said he didn’t want to be roasted by critics or carved up in reviews. Guess he preferred to wing it instead! #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. 🦃 Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he already had the drumsticks! 🥁
But when Thanksgiving rolled around, he quit—said he didn’t want to be roasted by critics or carved up in reviews. Guess he preferred to wing it instead!
#FFDE https://t.co/13rcwKpPjj

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Uncle Cade PNW @UncleCadePNW

7 months ago

🦖☕ Dad: Why don't T‑Rexes ever get invited to tea? Kid: Why? Dad: They’re lousy secret keepers. They keep spilling the Tea‑rex! One sip and one slip & suddenly everyone knows who’s sweet on the Stegosaurus & who ate up the dino cookies. Kid: groans in Kiddosaur #FFDE

UncleCadePNW's tweet photo. 🦖☕ Dad: Why don't T‑Rexes ever get invited to tea?
Kid: Why?
Dad: They’re lousy secret keepers. They keep spilling the Tea‑rex! One sip and one slip & suddenly everyone knows who’s sweet on the Stegosaurus & who ate up the dino cookies.
Kid: groans in Kiddosaur
#FFDE https://t.co/awXI8UfVwC

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The IACP

@TheIACP

about 1 year ago

Mental health issues aren't the only unseen injuries in officers. #PoliceChiefMag's article explains how head impacts and trauma (#HIT) are often overlooked in #FFDE, despite significantly affecting mood, memory, and behavior. Understand the importance of HIT history in police wellness and evaluation. https://t.co/QHq6uFN4fa

TheIACP's tweet photo. Mental health issues aren't the only unseen injuries in officers. #PoliceChiefMag's article explains how head impacts and trauma (#HIT) are often overlooked in #FFDE, despite significantly affecting mood, memory, and behavior. Understand the importance of HIT history in police wellness and evaluation. https://t.co/QHq6uFN4fa

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France Victimes @FranceVictimes

over 1 year ago

🇪🇺 Journée européenne des victimes⎮Faire entendre la voix des victimes Découvrez nos 4 ressources pour ce 22/02: ‣Tribune dans @humanite_fr ‣Podcast avec la #FFDE ‣Site d’orientation des victimes ‣L'Essentiel 2024 ℹ : https://t.co/sTROLQkePJ