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A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn't go off in the right sequence. That's bang out of order.
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A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off.
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What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks? A firequacker.
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I'm good at firework displays. I've got a flare for it.
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What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks? A firequacker.
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Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket this year. He's over the moon.
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How many aerospace engineers does it take to set fire to your Guy Fawkes night celebrations? None; you don't have to be a rocket scientist to light a bonfire.
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I launched my own clothing line this week. I knew I shouldn't have lit the fireworks near the washing.
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I'm good at firework displays. I've got a flare for it.
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What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework? Dino-myte...
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Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket this year. He's over the moon.
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What's the most dangerous salad leaf? A rocket propelled grenade.
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A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off.
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Bought some rocket salad the other day. It went off before I could eat it.
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What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework? Dino-myte...
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A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn't go off in the right sequence. That's bang out of order.
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How many aerospace engineers does it take to set fire to your New Year's Eve celebrations? None; you don't have to be a rocket scientist to light a bonfire.
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I launched my own clothing line this week. I knew I shouldn't have lit the fireworks near the washing.
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What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks? A firequacker.
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Bought some rocket salad the other day. It went off before I could eat it.
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