Top Tweets for #internfail
@MassGovernor @maura_healey FIXED IT
After saving $110 million in tuition & fees, at taxpayer’s expense, public higher ed students in MA are on track to earn up to $30,000 more five years after graduation, but still can’t afford rent or energy bills. #InternFail #mapoli #masscorruption
Joe asking "Who are we?" is the most authentic tweet this account has ever produced.
#InternFail
We’re approaching the first presidential election since the January 6 insurrection.
We know who Donald Trump is.
The question we have to answer is: Who are we? That’s what’s at stake.
I can't help but think that a different George was supposed to have received this email. #InternFail #Cdnpoli #Canpoli #CPC
Last week, I received a very candid email from Preston Manning about his Alberta taxpayer-funded COVID-19 review panel.
Take a look.
Wee Fi has decided the mouse pad is not suitable for humans.
Facts: it's a cat pad, for cat heads. Or cats sitting on it perfectly centered. NOT for: fake rodent tech.
It's ok, I only need 1.5" for my mouse Fi. Don't worry about me.
#TabbyTude #InternFail
Hmm... @ESPNNFL forgot the #Browns as a 10-win team considering their article has them winning 10. Smh.
Honest mistake or disrespect?🧐 lol #InternFail
@BrownsTherapy @TheOBR @egoldie80 @reflog18 @BIGPLAY_dave
https://t.co/2tSRTvZ1v6
The Chiefs sit atop the projected win totals for next season 👀
Me: <quietly scrolling through labs>
Protein: 11
Albumin: 3
Me: Wtf, why does she have such a high gamma gap?! Ack!
Senior: .....she -
Me: ....got IVIG. I swear I'm not usually that stupid.
Caffeinate your friendly local interns pls. #internfail
I just accidentally read a whole-ass veterinary powerpoint without realizing it was not human medicine. #internfail
Life pro tip: when you can't come up with the word "perineum" in signout, just wait and let your brain work, don't say "taint". #internfail
Today's adventures in Having A Med Student will include "teaching about newborn sepsis" and "buying her coffee while we talk about ERAS". Provided I manage to find the nursery. #internfail
Lesson learned: don't answer text pages while still half asleep because you will not words good, and you will make the nurse think you're not gonna treat something that needs treating and are going to treat once you look at the patient. #internfail
Just typed "judgment and insight attacked" instead of "intact". #internfail
Hey, just in case the #MNTwins go to the playoffs again next season, would someone please explain to the @StarTribune & @CubFoods the difference between a hanky and a towel?
Also, how the heck are the stitches on both sides of the ball going the same dang direction? #InternFail
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
I'm too late!!!!!!
#InternFail
Not written by the President.
No way in hell does he use the word intransigence, AND spell it correctly.
#InternFail
I can't believe I never started a Twitter account for HAVA. #InternFail
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