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I was asked what my greatest weakness was at an interview, and I said "my stubbornness". They asked me to give more details, I said "no".
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I was told at an interview that they were looking for someone responsible. I said "I have lots of experience of that, in my last job every time something went wrong, they said I was responsible".
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I was asked at an interview what my biggest weakness was and said "honesty". The interviewer said "I don't see that as a weakness", and I replied "I don't care what you think"...
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I was asked what my greatest weakness was at an interview, and I said "my stubbornness". They asked me to give more details, I said "no".
https://t.co/3s3X0gzy7U #Joke #Humour #Interview #InterviewJokes
I was told at an interview that they were looking for someone responsible. I said "I have lots of experience of that, in my last job every time something went wrong, they said I was responsible".
https://t.co/3s3X0gzy7U #Joke #Humour #Interview #InterviewJokes
I was asked at an interview to describe myself in three words. I said "not very good at following instructions".
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I was asked at an interview what my biggest weakness was and said "honesty". The interviewer said "I don't see that as a weakness", and I replied "I don't care what you think"...
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Told them at an interview that I always gave 100%. Didn't get the job as an exam marker.
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They say dress for the job you want, not the one you have, but going to that interview dressed as Batman didn't get be the job.
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I was asked what my greatest weakness was at an interview, and I said "my stubbornness". They asked me to give more details, I said "no".
https://t.co/3s3X0gA5Xs #Joke #Humour #Interview #InterviewJokes
I was asked in an interview if I could perform under pressure. I said yes, and I do a good version of Bohemian Rhapsody too.
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I was told at an interview that they were looking for someone responsible. I said "I have lots of experience of that, in my last job every time something went wrong, they said I was responsible".
https://t.co/3s3X0gzy7U #Joke #Humour #Interview #InterviewJokes
Told them at an interview that I always gave 100%. Didn't get the job as an exam marker.
https://t.co/3s3X0gA5Xs #Joke #Humour #Interview #InterviewJokes
They say dress for the job you want, not the one you have, but going to that interview dressed as Batman didn't get be the job.
https://t.co/3s3X0gzy7U #Joke #Humour #Interview #InterviewJokes
Went for an interview and was asked about my background. I showed him my phone, with a photo of my dog going for a walk.
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Had an interview for a job as a farrier once. I was asked if I had ever shoed a horse. I said no, but I’d told a donkey to go away once.
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A friend had an interview for a job a local taxi company. He turned up twenty minutes late, and the chap interviewing him said “the job’s yours".
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I was asked at an interview to describe myself in three words. I said "not very good at following instructions".
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The local police have asked me to come for an interview. I don't even remember applying for a job there.
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I was asked what my greatest weakness was at an interview, and I said "my stubbornness". They asked me to give more details, I said "no".
https://t.co/3s3X0gA5Xs #Joke #Humour #Interview #InterviewJokes
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